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Subj: He probably has a wife and eight kids. Never believe the stereotype.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 05:32:14 am EST (Viewed 422 times)

Reply Subj: He may be free, but he's never mentioned being out.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 04:06:51 pm EST (Viewed 3 times)

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Still, useful to know.

I was half expecting you to say "but what about that time I wrote him etc. etc. etc."

And I'd have to confess "oh yeah, right, of course. maybe he's just fluid."

Anyway - he's there if someone ever needs it for something.

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"This prehistoric era doesn't even have gender-swapping tablets yet!"

"I long for the days I can return to identifying as an Apache helicopter and not be laughed at."

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So there's hope for Chronic yet!

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She probably wouldn't get on with his significant other, Steve. Although that would be one helluva threesome.

She can introduce Steve to her instrument (not a euphemism). It's from the 31st Century so probably has at least some A.I..

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- wait a minute.... · L! · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 01:42:09 pm EST
  - Re: wait a minute.... · HH · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 01:59:39 pm EST
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      - Re: Oh... Ok. · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:11:16 pm EST
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      - Meet ugly? · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:05:05 pm EST
    - Awww · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:57:40 am EST
      - You Awwwed? · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 05:03:24 am EST
        
        What's not to awww at? Young love beginning. Just wait till her mother finds out. · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 05:52:55 am EST
        
        And now her not-brother has new ammunition. · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 01:46:56 pm EST
        
        Hmm. · Al B. Harper · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 06:16:14 am EST
        
        Yes. · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 04:02:18 pm EST
        
        Indeed! · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:30:28 am EST
        
        Indubitably. · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:06:05 pm EST
        
        For sooth! · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:50:26 am EST
        
        Gadzooks. · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 12:00:19 pm EST
        
        Re: Gadzooks. · Al B. Harper · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 05:02:47 am EST
        
        You may have omitted any new text from that reply. (no text) · HH · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 01:43:33 pm EST
        
        Yes I've been getting errors when replying sporadically. I'll try to summarize when i get a chance (off to a Christmas party). (no text) · Al B. Harper · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 10:42:35 pm EST
        
        Re: What's not to awww at? Young love beginning. Just wait till her mother finds out. · Visionary · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 11:48:10 am EST
        
        I'm sure we must have gay cast available. · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:02:34 pm EST
        
        Mr Limpqvist? Also... · Al B. Harper · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 05:53:55 am EST
        
        He may be free, but he's never mentioned being out. · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 04:06:51 pm EST
        
        He probably has a wife and eight kids. Never believe the stereotype. · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 05:32:14 am EST
        
        Two simultaneous wives and eight kids. Like Patrick Troughton. · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:15:22 pm EST
        
        And now I can't stop picturing him playing a recorder. · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:25:30 am EST
        
        Could be worse. · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 11:42:05 am EST
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    - As an Alphan she had a legit invite. · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 04:58:31 am EST
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        "Security! I need you to get rid of Security!" · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 06:13:48 am EST
        
        "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:06:58 pm EST
        
        Re: "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · Al B. Harper · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 06:49:22 am EST
        
        Re: "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 04:12:23 pm EST
        
        Re: "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 05:15:32 am EST
        
        "hey kids, let me tell you about the time your old dad was denounced from the pulpit..." · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:29:35 pm EST
        
        Re: "hey kids, let me tell you about the time your old dad was denounced from the pulpit..." · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:22:11 am EST
        
        Re: "hey kids, let me tell you about the time your old dad was denounced from the pulpit..." · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 11:49:52 am EST
        
        Re: "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · Visionary · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 05:31:48 pm EST
        
        Re: "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:57:34 am EST
        
        Okay, Al B. wins that .gif clash. (no text) · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:16:20 pm EST
        
        Huzzah! Is there a trophy? (no text) · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:08:35 am EST
        
        Feel free to make yourself one. (no text) · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 11:50:18 am EST
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    - And you would deliberately break down, wouldn't you? · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 01:12:58 am EST
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        That wouldn't be accurate enough. (edited after first posting) · Anime Jason · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 05:45:58 pm EST
        
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        It's started. So far it's not much better. · Anime Jason · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 01:07:03 pm EST
        
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        That's long enough. · Anime Jason · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 08:58:53 pm EST
        
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        As if I'm putting my face near enough to that thing to look. · Visionary · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 10:49:06 am EST
        
        Oh you. · Al B. Harper · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 05:57:46 am EST
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        For that deep-down acid scouring. · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 06:05:40 pm EST
        
        I'll just stick to muffins for breakfast... and regift the toaster for a special occasion. · Visionary · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 12:19:32 pm EST
        
        Is that allowed under the Geneva Convvention? · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 05:06:37 pm EST
        
        Re: There's probably a warning label. · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 05:13:21 am EST
        
        Re: There's probably a warning label. · HH · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 06:03:56 am EST
        
        Hmm, a technical glitch we can easily overcome or just ignore given what goes these days. spiffy for President 2020! (no text) · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:23:01 am EST
        
        Perhaps the time has come for the candidacy of... the Hooded Hood! (no text) · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 04:45:45 am EST
        
        I'd totally vote for you Hoodster! (no text) · A Junior Reader · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 05:55:08 am EST
        
        * Cleanses the gene pool * (no text) · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 03:44:15 pm EST
- You had me at "It's so 1980s." :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Thu Dec 01, 2016 at 07:17:54 pm EST
  - You may enjoy chapter four then, which includes some other era-relevant content. (no text) · HH · Fri Dec 02, 2016 at 12:08:24 pm EST
- tangential comments... · L! · Thu Dec 01, 2016 at 06:48:58 pm EST
  - There before you this time. · HH · Fri Dec 02, 2016 at 12:23:43 pm EST
    - Re: There before you this time. · L! · Sat Dec 03, 2016 at 12:35:54 am EST
      - Re: There before you this time. · HH · Sat Dec 03, 2016 at 03:25:28 pm EST