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Subj: Re: Short change
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 at 03:17:13 am EDT (Viewed 2 times)
Reply Subj: Re: Short change
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 at 09:05:13 am EDT (Viewed 380 times)



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      I've replied now. Looks fine. So that character can go on the secret government's "list" too.



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    That's where she's doing something kind of smart - she knew she was going to be on the "list" sooner or later. Going public like that makes the government less likely to take direct action against her, though. They'd like to finish their plan without it being broadcast all over the country, garnering sympathy from the public.


It occurs to me that poison is probably the way to quietly eliminate Lara.


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      The problem comes when they know she's looking and decide she should disappear. Because she's not a high-profile person it could be a while before anyone realises she's missing.



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    That's more something Yuki would get in trouble with, since she's more obvious about her intentions, and kind of abrasive about it on purpose. Chiaki is more likely to politely request meetings with everyone involved, have tea with them, and chat them up in a comfortable atmosphere so they're more likely to talk to her. She learned a lot from Akiko.


I suspect that if we got into that kind of plotline it would be difficult to reach a satisfactory resolution. Either Chiaki succeeds, which eliminates "evil goverment" influence, stretches credibility that goverment will be nice now, and takes away a key story driver, or she fails and looks weak and ineffectual.


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    All the spreadsheets I've ever seen were random collections of numbers, done by people who just wanted to create a bunch of numbers. There are too many people who don't know how to use the layout tools properly.


That's why I make a reasonable living out of telling companies what they can REALLY afford and how to make things work.


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      1. He could point out to Lara all the traps and snares that Thugos had laid for her, ensuring that she's unlikely to end up in a similar conversation with Thugos again.



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    I'm sure Thugos will be unhappy about that. And Lara might actually be interested in that conversation.


The Hood and Thugos are really moving to opposite sides of the game. Thugos' new ally the Chain Knight did once blind and torture the Hooded Hood in Herringcarp, and even if that was part of the Hood's plan he's likely to hold a grudge.


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    Lara's interest has been provoked into situations so much that she's going to need a very good, honest explanation on what his stake in it is. She's such a skeptic about the Hooded Hood's plans - she knows he can be brutally honest, but simultaneously doesn't believe anything he says.


The Hood often shows not tells. For example, if he revealed the plight of a starving alien population who are about to be ethnically cleansed in the next 24 hours he can pretty much guarantee to distract most heroes for a similar period of time.


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      4. He could provoke her interest in some situation in this reality that's going to turn very sour, eroding Lara's desire to stay around and breaking her heart.



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    She's a realist, she might see this coming already. The Hooded Hood can probably confirm it though. The only big problem with #4 I can see is if the plan causing the sour thing is the Hood's, and it turns into one of those "It's too late to stop it" speeches. You know how CSFB! feels about those.


He'd do this by setting up a "lesser of two evils" situation. Say the only way to save the starving aliens was to have to choose which half of them live and which have to get left behind to die horribly. And then the hero has to decide whether to mercifully kill them or leave them alive for slow torture. Or with a little more manipulation he could find an issue that set outsider-Lara at odds with Earth's heroes and shattered the trust between them forever as Lara had to unilaterally act on her conscience and damn the consequences.


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      7. He could direct Lara to some confrontation with some enemy he wants removing so he can have Clockwatcher extract another fragment of the Jarvisite he's collecting.



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    That would be kind of petty of him, wouldn't it? His usual dual-purpose of corrupting someone innocent wouldn't apply, since Lara has killed before. And lying to get Lara to attack someone innocent is kind of beneath him (and would fall through if she plays it smart and double checks first).


He wouldn't lie although he might decieve. But going back to the previous example, if the conquering aliens doing the ethnic cleansing possessed the Jarvisite fragment then the Hood might well put Lara in a position to save the oppressed aliens just as a distraction for his agent to extract the Jarvisite. He's just used exactly the same plan with the MLA and Ham-Boy at the Jet Starscream Experience.


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      9. He could seduce her.



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    I think to that Lara would say "ew". Likely to his face. Plus the Hood wouldn't have a secondary purpose for that, since she isn't tied to this timeline at the past - so retcons against her would have very limited effect (which is why her memory loss hasn't caused much more than an annoyance).


The Hood has a taste for cosmic women, c.f. Lisa, Dancer, Jury, the Faerie Queene, the Amazon Queen, Shazana Pel, Symmetry of Synchronicity. And while he often has ulterior motives for his seductions that doesn't mean he's not attracted.

I suspect that one reason the Hood is effective in his romances is that he can speak to the cosmic in his partners and "get" where they're coming from; an aspect of his enhanced multi-reality worldview. More practically, he can know the outcome of most romantic gambits before he elects to try them.

And of course he's educated, erudite, sophisticated, experienced, confident, suave, and when he wishes to be, charming. And a bastard.

What he doesn't do - could, but doesn't - is use his retcon powers to arrange a seduction. He'd see that as tacky and unworthy.







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