Tales of the Parodyverse - It's not a proper PV joke until it's been flogged to death

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Subj: It's not a proper PV joke until it's been flogged to death
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 at 04:01:20 am EST (Viewed 3 times)

Reply Subj: I was the one who came up with that joke!
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 at 01:43:53 pm EST (Viewed 1036 times)

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I was the one who came up with the "snow white" joke!

Indeed. Good of you to accept the blame.

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So they're pirates now, eh? Because there's no way a boat full of people wanted by the inquisition would be considered legal traders.

Yes. Consider yourself a liberty to imagine their progress along the Corsican and Spanish coasts, across to the Caribbean, and thence to the Main. Any donations other ships elect to offer Captain Biancaneve are entirely voluntary contibutions to an exellent cause and incidentally lightened a number of ships to prevent serious buoyancy problems.

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Completely random side note: Traders is nearing 50,000 words. Holy crap.

Splendid. 60-70k is generally considered an ideal size for a series introduction book these days.

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        Re: Indeed! · HH · Sun Jan 01, 2017 at 06:41:02 pm EST
        
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- I was the one who came up with that joke! · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 27, 2016 at 01:43:53 pm EST
  - It's not a proper PV joke until it's been flogged to death · HH · Wed Dec 28, 2016 at 04:01:20 am EST
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