Tales of the Parodyverse - You're saying she's wrong?

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Subj: You're saying she's wrong?
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 at 06:21:46 am EDT (Viewed 2 times)

Reply Subj: Due to sudden bursts of laughter while reading ths, my daughter now thinks I'm insane. Well, more insane.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 03:43:11 pm EDT (Viewed 576 times)

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Visionary glanced down at himself. His tartan mini-kilt and white knee-socks gave his problem away. Ã¢â‚¬Å“Aaagh! IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m a schoolgirl!Ã¢â‚¬Â

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The Internet: where men are real men, and so are about half of the girls.

Only half?

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Hallie disagreed. Ã¢â‚¬Å“This isnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t a physical combat. The gameÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s set to provide opposition in proportion to your strength and levels. Bring in Donar or Hatty and youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d getÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ well even more chaos than if you brought in CSFB!. And I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t even want to try calculating the cascade effect the Shoggoth would have on thirty million MMORP subscribers.Ã¢â‚¬Â

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MMORPughhhhh

There's really a tie-in there: The Shoggoth and the Internet Dating Service.

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Yo looked at Visionary in puzzlement. Ã¢â‚¬Å“What are you meaning? Yo is always seeing of you like this, cute-Visi.Ã¢â‚¬Â

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This raises so many questions. I don't think I have read any stories written from a Yo perspective.

I recall a character in the US TV comedy 30 Rock, Kenneth the Page, who has a unique perspective on life. One episode we got to see the world through his eyes: everybody was muppets.

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Ã¢â‚¬Å“I agree with Lady Camellia that the time of the humans is over,Ã¢â‚¬Â the rakshasa prince snarled. Ã¢â‚¬Å“And while I might have been willing to ravage the mythland wench once, I find her less appealing since herÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ accident.Ã¢â‚¬Â

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Some males are so shallow...

In his defence, the mystic damage done to Camellia was so profound that no glamour can ever disguise it. It's a disfigurement on psychic and auric levels too.

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Ã¢â‚¬Å“And the visual effects are better,Ã¢â‚¬Â the Shoggoth gurgled. HeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d come as Ranmaa but his pigtails were dripping.

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I'm almost afraid to ask, but male or female?

You're asking me?

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Halloween weekend has arrived!!! · Visionary · Fri Oct 28, 2011 at 03:01:10 pm EDT
- Happy Halloween everybody! · Visionary · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 09:02:32 pm EDT
  - Looks like a fun party! · Al B. Harper · Sat Nov 05, 2011 at 06:58:48 pm EDT
    - If my beard is anything to go by, that much facial hair would be terribly itchy. (no text) · Visionary imagines the rest of the gang probably had a better time though. · Sun Nov 06, 2011 at 11:40:20 pm EST
  - That was hidding! · Yo would have loved to see the pre-photoshop pict too.. · Sat Nov 05, 2011 at 01:57:01 am EDT
    - It's clearly labeled, There's even an exclamation mark. You can't hide with an exclamation mark. · Visionary · Sun Nov 06, 2011 at 11:42:12 pm EST
      - are we break yet?... (no text) · Yo, patiently waiting....sigh · Wed Nov 09, 2011 at 02:58:16 pm EST
  - &6Ã‚Â£%! stealth posters. (no text) · HH likes it now he's found it · Wed Nov 02, 2011 at 06:14:29 am EDT
    - It's not exactly stealth... Multiple replies, you had to scroll past it to get to stuff you were still reading... · Visionary thinks that you need to show more healthy curiosity in what's happening around you. · Wed Nov 02, 2011 at 11:24:02 am EDT
      - It was hiding. There's no point denying it. · HH · Sat Nov 05, 2011 at 07:28:42 am EDT
        
        It was only hiding if your visual acuity is based entirely on movement. (no text) · Visionary · Sun Nov 06, 2011 at 11:47:28 pm EST
  - Very nicely done. However- · killer shrike · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 09:23:46 pm EDT
    - Re: Very nicely done. However- · Visionary · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 09:32:50 pm EDT
      - Understood. Hope you're feeling better (no text) · killer shrike notes you can always spring a "Miiri as Elvira" pic on the board for Christmas · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 09:51:17 pm EDT
- Great to see another spectacular banner, even if I only know 3 of them · Yo · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 03:23:13 pm EDT
  - You've probably read about most of 'em, even if you don't recognize them... · Visionary · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 04:41:27 pm EDT
- Hooray! · Al B. Harper · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 05:47:30 am EDT
  - Re: Hooray! · Visionary · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 01:00:33 pm EDT
- So is the snazzy new banner the line up for Lair Legion Dark? (no text) · killer shrike doesn't think he's seen the Night Nurse picture before. Is it new? · Sat Oct 29, 2011 at 09:03:08 pm EDT
  - Is that like Snickers Dark? 'Cause those are good. · Visionary · Sun Oct 30, 2011 at 01:03:27 am EDT
    - Great banner dude! · Al B. Harper · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 06:02:52 am EDT
      - Thanks! · Visionary · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 12:05:17 pm EDT
- Nothing wrong with shambling, in moderation. (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Sat Oct 29, 2011 at 01:23:54 pm EDT
  - Though excessive shambling is uncalled for, certainly. (no text) · Visionary · Sat Oct 29, 2011 at 02:31:29 pm EDT
- Noted. (no text) · HH · Fri Oct 28, 2011 at 05:24:03 pm EDT
  - Now you're committed. (no text) · Visionary · Fri Oct 28, 2011 at 11:51:12 pm EDT
    - Vinnie De Soth and Spider-Demons of the Abyssal Web - Complete · As promised, some Hallowe'en material from... the Hooded Hood · Sat Oct 29, 2011 at 01:51:57 pm EDT
      - Well, it's great to see you writing for the PVB again · Al B. Harper · Sat Nov 05, 2011 at 07:08:36 pm EDT
        
        You're welcome. Here's the fragment of story that didn't get finished. Bit of story inside · HH · Sun Nov 06, 2011 at 04:31:17 am EST
        
        stop this hidding game you two...!!!! · Yo, grumpy · Thu Nov 10, 2011 at 02:37:24 pm EST
        
        He started it. · HH · Fri Nov 11, 2011 at 08:26:39 am EST
        
        Oh I like it! And not just because Al B. got fresh with VV. · Al B. Harper · Thu Nov 10, 2011 at 02:49:42 am EST
        
        But it help, right? · HH · Fri Nov 11, 2011 at 08:28:15 am EST
        
        This was fun... · Visionary · Mon Nov 07, 2011 at 07:05:35 am EST
        
        Unfinished work is just bad discipline. No-one else does it, so why should I? Oh, wait... · HH · Fri Nov 11, 2011 at 08:30:31 am EST
      - Due to sudden bursts of laughter while reading ths, my daughter now thinks I'm insane. Well, more insane. · Manga Shoggoth · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 03:43:11 pm EDT
        
        You're saying she's wrong? · HH · Wed Nov 02, 2011 at 06:21:46 am EDT
      - Where to begin....? · Yo · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 03:21:08 pm EDT
        
        Begin by saying hi. It's nice to hear from you again. · HH · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 05:46:19 pm EDT
        
        You beging saying Hi and end in a dungeon in this place... · Yo, colds are not good for spelling · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 06:12:05 am EDT
        
        There are bars like that too if you know where to look for them. · HH discusses his books · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 08:33:32 am EDT
        
        and you know this because... · Yo is impressed but not reallu surprised · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 05:06:11 pm EDT
        
        Hey, I know a guy who knows a guy. · HH · Wed Nov 02, 2011 at 06:12:36 am EDT
        
        Hey, Yo knows a guy too! · Yo, doubly impressed now · Sat Nov 05, 2011 at 03:12:38 am EDT
        
        Don't tell Dancer - she'll want all the details. · HH · Sat Nov 05, 2011 at 07:26:06 am EDT
        
        Bookstores..i love them. Wil try to find it. · Yo · Sun Nov 06, 2011 at 04:19:22 pm EST
      - A fine, rousing and only slightly mentally-scarring finish! · Visionary · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 11:47:11 am EDT
        
        Light mental scarring is what both hallowe'en and the Parodyverse are all about. · HH · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 06:01:26 pm EDT
        
        Re: Light mental scarring is what both hallowe'en and the Parodyverse are all about. · Visionary · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 12:27:08 am EDT
        
        Re: Light mental scarring is what both hallowe'en and the Parodyverse are all about. · HH · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 08:08:29 am EDT
        
        Re: Light mental scarring is what both hallowe'en and the Parodyverse are all about. · Visionary · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 01:12:58 pm EDT
        
        Re: Light mental scarring is what both hallowe'en and the Parodyverse are all about. · HH · Wed Nov 02, 2011 at 06:15:52 am EDT
      - Part 3: That's what happens when you rush a deadline. · Anime Jason · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 11:19:35 am EDT
        
        I can't think of any video game that hasn't needed patching. · HH · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 05:40:03 pm EDT
        
        Always, but they could at least finish it. · Anime Jason · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 11:34:29 pm EDT
        
        Cost cutting is very "now". · HH · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 08:11:35 am EDT
      - Neat! · Al B. Harper · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 06:01:20 am EDT
        
        More messy, really. · HH · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 10:18:25 am EDT
      - Yeah, this is probably true of 99% of online schoolgirls. · Visionary · Sun Oct 30, 2011 at 05:08:56 pm EDT
        
        I was actually going to use that joke and then I forgot about it. · HH · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 10:21:57 am EDT
      - Part 2 - That giggle attack would have come in handy. · Anime Jason · Sun Oct 30, 2011 at 02:02:52 pm EDT
        
        But the downside is weakness to tickling. · HH · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 10:24:09 am EDT
        
        That only produces more giggling though. · Anime Jason · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 11:26:59 am EDT
        
        It's the circle of life. · HH · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 05:41:18 pm EDT
        
        Re: It's the circle of life. · Anime Jason · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 11:31:54 pm EDT
        
        Re: It's the circle of life. · HH · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 07:48:54 am EDT
      - Ah. Not a Walled Garden scenario then. · Manga Shoggoth · Sun Oct 30, 2011 at 11:40:44 am EDT
        
        Nope. · HH · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 10:26:27 am EDT
      - I don't get it. Looks like a normal EULA to me. · Anime Jason · Sun Oct 30, 2011 at 12:46:41 am EDT
        
        And that doesn't disturb you? · HH · Sun Oct 30, 2011 at 11:12:39 am EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · Anime Jason · Sun Oct 30, 2011 at 12:05:41 pm EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · HH · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 10:29:25 am EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · Anime Jason · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 11:28:21 am EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · HH · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 05:42:22 pm EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · Anime Jason · Mon Oct 31, 2011 at 11:17:37 pm EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · HH · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 07:52:21 am EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · Anime Jason · Tue Nov 01, 2011 at 09:24:30 am EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · HH · Wed Nov 02, 2011 at 06:11:46 am EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · Anime Jason · Wed Nov 02, 2011 at 01:42:39 pm EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · HH · Thu Nov 03, 2011 at 05:14:23 am EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · Anime Jason · Thu Nov 03, 2011 at 09:10:43 am EDT
        
        Re: And that doesn't disturb you? · HH · Sat Nov 05, 2011 at 07:41:16 am EDT
      - This is good. · Rhiannon · Sat Oct 29, 2011 at 06:51:34 pm EDT
        
        Good. · HH · Sun Oct 30, 2011 at 11:13:38 am EDT
      - I always knew that the video game industry couldn't be trusted. · Visionary · Sat Oct 29, 2011 at 02:29:00 pm EDT
        
        But up till now they've been at the forefront of integrity. · HH · Sun Oct 30, 2011 at 11:22:50 am EDT