Tales of the Parodyverse - Here's how huge of a mark I am for '80s nostalgia:

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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 at 04:41:01 pm EDT (Viewed 410 times)

I think Michael Bay is one of the worst things to happen to movie-making since Jack Valenti, and both in my head and in my heart, I know that both of Bay's Transformers movies are terrible, terrible pieces of shit, even by the standards of mindless summer action flicks.

And yet, in spite of all that, I did indeed pay money to see the first Bay Transformers film in a theater, and even now, when I stumbled across this clip from it on YouTube ...

"Autobots, roll out!"

... I literally WEPT.

Three and a half decades of living under my belt, and the closest I've ever come to harboring anything even approaching religious faith is fandom.

My parents were both raised Catholic, but the only way I can even attempt to comprehend how Christians feel about Jesus is by comparing it to how I feel about Optimus Prime.

K-Box in the Box

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Here's how huge of a mark I am for '80s nostalgia: · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Wed Sep 09, 2009 at 04:41:01 pm EDT
- If Optimus Prime is Jesus, does that make Hasbro's collective Marketing Department God? (no text) · Nitz the Bloody · Thu Sep 10, 2009 at 07:03:38 pm EDT
- I'm glad you know these aren't good movies... you're not that far gone yet. ;-) · Visionary · Wed Sep 09, 2009 at 05:55:37 pm EDT
- Do you consider the Gobots to be false prophets? (no text) · killer shrike has said this before, but you're a strange, strange man · Wed Sep 09, 2009 at 05:26:24 pm EDT