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Al B. Harper figures we should continue on Visionary's good work.


Subject: Luck ‘o the Legion - Part Two
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 08:34:17 am EDT (Viewed 15 times)

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Luck ‘o the Legion - Part Two


Kara Harper took a long slurp on her green slurpee. Her green boob-tube and hot pants outfit with high-top thigh boots may or may not have been something she inherited from her mother, however the small leprechaun hat that sat atop her head left no doubt she was dressed for the occasion. A shock of hot-pink dyed hair fell down over the left side of her face, giving her a rock-star style that was only enhanced by the various frat-boys crowding around her in an obvious state of admiration.

Cody Harper looked across the bar at his sister and sighed. He was dressed in white board shorts, red t-shirt, and flip-flops, and looked more suited to the beach than the bar. His own blonde hair sticking out at all angles as if he was just electrocuted though apparently he’d styled it this way himself.

Kara noticed his sigh and gave him a wink, turning to the frat-boys and saying loud enough so that Cody could hear “Boys, which one of you will be kind enough to get me another slurpee?”

There was a gush of wind as the frat-boys scattered in their eagerness to please to head to the nearest slurpee machine. Kara gave a smug look of satisfaction as they did so.

Cody rolled his eyes. “You gave them some future-type bliss drug to zone them into you?” he asked.

Kara frowned. “Cody – don’t do drugs ok!”

Cody rolled his eyes again and pondered “You promised to do their Maths homework?”

Kara giggled. “No, but that’s not a bad idea.”

“Oh please.” Cody remonstrated, “Are you going to tell me how you have them all following you like puppies or not?”

Kara smiled. “Nope, you have to guess” she teased her brother.

Just then Kerry and Danny walked past.

“Oh Kerry, Danny, heya!” Kara greeted.

“’sup?” Cody mumbled.

“We’re not here underage” Danny denied.

“Are you here with your dad?” Kerry queried.

“Dad’s here? Bummer” Kara slumped back into her stool. But then she brightened. “Actually that may not be a bad thing.” She turned back to Kerry and Danny. “Samantha told me earlier about the run-in you all had with the Dean. If you like I can ask dad to have a word with him? Apparently the University Executive are all big fans of his.”

“I think they’re just fans of his money.” Cody injected. “And the fact that he’s funding their new Advanced Physics Laboratory.”

“Yeah well, money talks” Kara suggested.

Kerry shook her head. “Thanks Kara, but no. This is a battle we have to fight ourselves.” Her eyes flashed. “And I look forward to it.”

Just then there was a loud crash from across the bar. “Have at thee then son of a wombat devil!” The familiar tones of Harlagaz’s voice boomed across the music.

“Here we go” Cody brightened, as the four young students headed over to see what was going on.


To be continued…






Visionary 

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 Subject: You mean her mysterious power over college boys wasn't laid out in the opening paragraph? [Re: Al B. Harper figures we should continue on Visionary's good work.]
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 09:15:06 am EDT (Viewed 519 times)

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Or perhaps Cody is just a bit oblivious to it, what with it being his sister and all. Either way, Welcome to the Party! This was fun.




Anime Jason 

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 Subject: I'm sure the frat boys find the slurpee machine shortage heartbreaking. [Re: Al B. Harper figures we should continue on Visionary's good work.]
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 12:58:55 pm EDT (Viewed 522 times)


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Hatman


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 Subject: This bar is like a Legion-magnet. A logical magnet, but a magnet none the same [Re: Al B. Harper figures we should continue on Visionary's good work.]
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 04:18:20 pm EDT (Viewed 506 times)

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killer shrike


 Subject: Trust Kara and her futuristic fashion sense to wear a television when out clubbing [Re: Al B. Harper figures we should continue on Visionary's good work.]
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 04:43:18 pm EDT

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Al B. Harper is about to board a plane


Subject: There's something else at work here aside from her natural charms. More on that later. Maybe [Re: Visionary]
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 05:55:07 pm EDT

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Al B. Harper


 Subject: Tragic. Though there is surely a 7-11 close by. [Re: Anime Jason]
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 05:56:08 pm EDT

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Al B. Harper


 Subject: Let's hope Anvil-Man doesn't turn up then...all that iron and magnets don't mix. [Re: Hatman]
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 05:57:11 pm EDT

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Al B. Harper should introduce 'shrike to his friend Nerida who loves to wear them. A lot. Often.


Subject: Dude, it's a boob-tube. Not a cathode-ray tube! Big difference. [Re: killer shrike]
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 05:58:36 pm EDT (Viewed 1 times)

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Hatman


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 Subject: Doesn't really make a difference; frat boys will stare at a girls chest either way [Re: Al B. Harper should introduce 'shrike to his friend Nerida who loves to wear them. A lot. Often.]
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 06:48:19 pm EDT (Viewed 520 times)

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CrazySugarFreakBoy!


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 Subject: Well, at least we know Cody and Kara aren't emulating Ultimate Pietro and Wanda. ;) [Re: Al B. Harper figures we should continue on Visionary's good work.]
Posted Thu Mar 18, 2010 at 07:17:24 pm EDT (Viewed 458 times)

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HH says well done


 Subject: Now see what you've perpetuated? [Re: Al B. Harper figures we should continue on Visionary's good work.]
Posted Fri Mar 19, 2010 at 12:21:51 pm EDT

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Al B. Harper


 Subject: Nope, that's what PAPG and CSFB are for. ;) [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!]
Posted Sat Mar 20, 2010 at 08:55:13 am EDT

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Al B. Harper


 Subject: Yes but it was the V-man what started it. Yet more proof he is a natural leader.... [Re: HH says well done]
Posted Sat Mar 20, 2010 at 08:58:09 am EDT

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Rhiannon


 Subject: I'm enjoying this set of cicumstances. [Re: Al B. Harper figures we should continue on Visionary's good work.]
Posted Sun Mar 21, 2010 at 02:44:11 pm EDT

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Al B. Harper


 Subject: It is fun! Why don't you write the next chapter? Just pick a character or two you've always wanted to write about - plonk them in the bar - and see what happens? :) [Re: Rhiannon]
Posted Mon Mar 22, 2010 at 08:29:59 am EDT

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