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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
offers a calm and rational statement of opinion (so, yeah, NSFW language within)
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235
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Subject: My casting choice for Catwoman in the next Nolan Bat-film Posted Tue Aug 26, 2008 at 07:53:04 pm EDT (Viewed 433 times) |
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Yes, this is pointless for me to speculate on, because no, it won't make a damned bit of difference.
But I'm making my call anyway:
AMANDA DONOHOE, BITCHES.
Let's review what she's got going for her:- UK actor who can play American, as with half of Nolan's other main casting choices? Check.
- 46-year-old cougar who hasn't aged a day in the past two decades? Check.
- IRL bisexual who pioneered American television's first lesbian kiss? Check.
- Bad-ass socialist feminist who dated Adam Ant and punched out one of Ant's obsessed knife-wielding fans? Check.
- Looks like liquid sex in skintight black leather?
HELL FUCKING YES YOU STUPID WHORES
- Can play a seductive, sinister, scary slut whose smarts, sexuality and savagery will simultaneously inspire both terror and painfully hard erections in every heterosexual boy and man who sees her?
You tell me. On that note, allow me to recommend The Lair of the White Worm, a film made of so much fucking WIN that even the Fail and AIDS of Hugh Grant co-starring in it cannot manage to ruin it.
Basically, if you saw Ken Russell's work in Altered States, and said to yourself, "Man, this fucked-up hallucinogenic religious imagery is awesome, but it's not nearly sexual and twisted and blasphemous enough" ... well, actually, you should probably watch The Devils, but if you'd prefer not to have the image of a hunchbacked Vanessa Redgrave masturbating with Oliver Reed's cremated femur bone burned into your brain, then, yeah, The Lair of the White Worm is a great choice.
After all, while the films of François Truffaut and Akira Kurosawa might be regarded, on a purely technical level, as "superior cinema," DO THEY HAVE AMANDA DONOHOE AS A FULLY NUDE VAMPIRIC SNAKE-WOMAN FUCKING CATHERINE OXENBERG'S VIRGIN PUSSY WITH A FOOT-LONG STRAP-ON DILDO???
NO, THEY FUCKING WELL DO NOT, SO TELL ME NOW WHICH IS THE BETTER FILM, YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKHOLES
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killer shrike
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Subject: No [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Tue Aug 26, 2008 at 09:48:55 pm EDT |
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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235
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Subject: "Brock, why must you be the screen door on my submarine?" [Re: killer shrike] Posted Tue Aug 26, 2008 at 09:58:46 pm EDT (Viewed 404 times) |
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Visionary
Moderator
Member Since: Sat Jan 03, 2004 Posts: 2,131
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Subject: Who? [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Tue Aug 26, 2008 at 11:37:23 pm EDT (Viewed 376 times) |
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> Yes, this is pointless for me to speculate on, because no, it won't make a damned bit of difference.
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> But I'm making my call anyway:
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> AMANDA DONOHOE, BITCHES.
>
> Let's review what she's got going for her:- UK actor who can play American, as with half of Nolan's other main casting choices? Check.
- 46-year-old cougar who hasn't aged a day in the past two decades? Check.
- IRL bisexual who pioneered American television's first lesbian kiss? Check.
- Bad-ass socialist feminist who dated Adam Ant and punched out one of Ant's obsessed knife-wielding fans? Check.
- Looks like liquid sex in skintight black leather?
>
>
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> HELL FUCKING YES YOU STUPID WHORES
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> Can play a seductive, sinister, scary slut whose smarts, sexuality and savagery will simultaneously inspire both terror and painfully hard erections in every heterosexual boy and man who sees her?
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>
>
> You tell me.On that note, allow me to recommend The Lair of the White Worm, a film made of so much fucking WIN that even the Fail and AIDS of Hugh Grant co-starring in it cannot manage to ruin it.
>
> Basically, if you saw Ken Russell's work in Altered States, and said to yourself, "Man, this fucked-up hallucinogenic religious imagery is awesome, but it's not nearly sexual and twisted and blasphemous enough" ... well, actually, you should probably watch The Devils, but if you'd prefer not to have the image of a hunchbacked Vanessa Redgrave masturbating with Oliver Reed's cremated femur bone burned into your brain, then, yeah, The Lair of the White Worm is a great choice.
>
> After all, while the films of François Truffaut and Akira Kurosawa might be regarded, on a purely technical level, as "superior cinema," DO THEY HAVE AMANDA DONOHOE AS A FULLY NUDE VAMPIRIC SNAKE-WOMAN FUCKING CATHERINE OXENBERG'S VIRGIN PUSSY WITH A FOOT-LONG STRAP-ON DILDO???
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> NO, THEY FUCKING WELL DO NOT, SO TELL ME NOW WHICH IS THE BETTER FILM, YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKHOLES
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A Concerned Reader
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Subject: you really should put a warning about the language and content of your post. [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 05:36:55 am EDT |
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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235
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Subject: I was under the impression that my name was warning enough in that regard, but I'll point everyone to your warning. [Re: A Concerned Reader] Posted Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 09:58:54 am EDT (Viewed 481 times) |
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HH
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Subject: You might want to try bromide in your tea. [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 12:03:12 pm EDT |
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> Yes, this is pointless for me to speculate on, because no, it won't make a damned bit of difference.
>
> But I'm making my call anyway:
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> AMANDA DONOHOE, BITCHES.
>
> Let's review what she's got going for her:- UK actor who can play American, as with half of Nolan's other main casting choices? Check.
- 46-year-old cougar who hasn't aged a day in the past two decades? Check.
- IRL bisexual who pioneered American television's first lesbian kiss? Check.
- Bad-ass socialist feminist who dated Adam Ant and punched out one of Ant's obsessed knife-wielding fans? Check.
- Looks like liquid sex in skintight black leather?
>
>
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> HELL FUCKING YES YOU STUPID WHORES
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> Can play a seductive, sinister, scary slut whose smarts, sexuality and savagery will simultaneously inspire both terror and painfully hard erections in every heterosexual boy and man who sees her?
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>
>
> You tell me.On that note, allow me to recommend The Lair of the White Worm, a film made of so much fucking WIN that even the Fail and AIDS of Hugh Grant co-starring in it cannot manage to ruin it.
>
> Basically, if you saw Ken Russell's work in Altered States, and said to yourself, "Man, this fucked-up hallucinogenic religious imagery is awesome, but it's not nearly sexual and twisted and blasphemous enough" ... well, actually, you should probably watch The Devils, but if you'd prefer not to have the image of a hunchbacked Vanessa Redgrave masturbating with Oliver Reed's cremated femur bone burned into your brain, then, yeah, The Lair of the White Worm is a great choice.
>
> After all, while the films of François Truffaut and Akira Kurosawa might be regarded, on a purely technical level, as "superior cinema," DO THEY HAVE AMANDA DONOHOE AS A FULLY NUDE VAMPIRIC SNAKE-WOMAN FUCKING CATHERINE OXENBERG'S VIRGIN PUSSY WITH A FOOT-LONG STRAP-ON DILDO???
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> NO, THEY FUCKING WELL DO NOT, SO TELL ME NOW WHICH IS THE BETTER FILM, YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKHOLES
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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235
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Subject: HA HA HA YOU DRINK TEA LOL BRITISH WUSSY :) [Re: HH] Posted Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 01:39:13 pm EDT (Viewed 406 times) |
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HH does not approve of conquering sub-continents but does drink tea once in a while
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Subject: Who else has a national drink that comes from two sub-continents they conquered to get it? [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 07:58:42 pm EDT |
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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
wouldn't mind tasting TRULY "Classic Coke"
Member Since: Sun Jan 04, 2004 Posts: 1,235
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Subject: Our national drink is named for its former primary ingredient - COCAINE. TOP THAT, WUSSLANDERS. [Re: HH does not approve of conquering sub-continents but does drink tea once in a while] Posted Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 08:52:46 pm EDT (Viewed 362 times) |
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Manga Shoggoth
(Mercifully ignoring the cherry and vanilla abominations)
Member Since: Fri Jan 02, 2004 Posts: 391
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Subject: ...Which was then removed, along with the caffene and sugar. The Americans are the only people I know of who are proud to drink brown, fizzy water. [Re: CrazySugarFreakBoy!] Posted Fri Aug 29, 2008 at 11:10:47 am EDT (Viewed 412 times) |
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As is always the case with my writing, please feel free to comment.
I welcome both positive and negative criticism of my work, although I cannot promise to enjoy the negative.
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