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Subj: My casting choice for Catwoman in the next Nolan Bat-film Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 at 07:53:04 pm EDT (Viewed 435 times) | ||||
Yes, this is pointless for me to speculate on, because no, it won't make a damned bit of difference. But I'm making my call anyway: AMANDA DONOHOE, BITCHES. Let's review what she's got going for her:
Basically, if you saw Ken Russell's work in Altered States, and said to yourself, "Man, this fucked-up hallucinogenic religious imagery is awesome, but it's not nearly sexual and twisted and blasphemous enough" ... well, actually, you should probably watch The Devils, but if you'd prefer not to have the image of a hunchbacked Vanessa Redgrave masturbating with Oliver Reed's cremated femur bone burned into your brain, then, yeah, The Lair of the White Worm is a great choice. After all, while the films of François Truffaut and Akira Kurosawa might be regarded, on a purely technical level, as "superior cinema," DO THEY HAVE AMANDA DONOHOE AS A FULLY NUDE VAMPIRIC SNAKE-WOMAN FUCKING CATHERINE OXENBERG'S VIRGIN PUSSY WITH A FOOT-LONG STRAP-ON DILDO??? NO, THEY FUCKING WELL DO NOT, SO TELL ME NOW WHICH IS THE BETTER FILM, YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKHOLES | ||||