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J. Jonah Jerkson is not only uninformed but is doing this from a mobile
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Subject: An Editorial
Posted Tue Apr 22, 2008 at 10:00:50 pm EDT (Viewed 1 times) |
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From the Parodiopolis Daily Trombone :
An Editorial
By J. Jonah Jerkson, Editor and Publisher
Lair Legion: Hand Over De Nile and Leave Our City
As our page one, exclusive story discloses, responsible authorities worldwide are demanding that the preposterous collection of lunatics and super-maniacs calling themselves the "Lair Legion" surrender the mysterious, world-destroying alien who is running free on Lair Island under the protection of those costumed clowns. According to our highly placed confidential sources, an ancient alien shapeshifting being called "De Nile" for some inscrutible reason (with no relationship to the noble river by which a spanking-new Slopp-Burger franchise stands) has been given refuge in a secret private lodging in the Lair Mansion. The loathesome being, described by one knowledgeable source as a mucoid terrorist entity whose one purpose is to strike madness and devastation on an interplanetary scale, is said to be gathering strength to commit unthinkable destruction whenever it may be triggered again.
Leaving for now the question of whether tolerating the presence of these alleged "superheroes" attracts and provokes the depredations of cosmic vermin such as De Nile, it is fundamental that they cannot resist the duly constituted authorities charged with protecting citizens and extraditing galactic malefactors. Yet even with a SPUD carrier ready to devastate the island (with likely unfortunate collateral damage to our already battered city), the under-staffed, erratically led and headstrong Lair Legion wastes its time and resources resisting SPUD instead of securing our frayed peace of mind.
Worse, our fragile security may be evanescent. We have received indications that a very high level Presidential adviser is concerned that De Nile may not be contained on Lair Island and could flow anywhere. Who knows what catastrophes could result?
For the sake of this vital but victimized city, for the sake of the planet, and most of all, for the sake of our children menaced by this monster and the Lair Legion's irresponsibility, De Nile must be delivered to the Safe immediately. Then SPUD should mobilize and enlist any remaining Sentinoids and evict the Lair Legion forthwith from mansion, island, city, state, and, if possible, planet.
J. JONAH JERKSON
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Subject: It still seemed like a well-placed rant. [Re: J. Jonah Jerkson is not only uninformed but is doing this from a mobile]
Posted Tue Apr 22, 2008 at 10:05:35 pm EDT |
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> From the Parodiopolis Daily Trombone :
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> An Editorial
> By J. Jonah Jerkson, Editor and Publisher
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> Lair Legion: Hand Over De Nile and Leave Our City
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> As our page one, exclusive story discloses, responsible authorities worldwide are demanding that the preposterous collection of lunatics and super-maniacs calling themselves the "Lair Legion" surrender the mysterious, world-destroying alien who is running free on Lair Island under the protection of those costumed clowns. According to our highly placed confidential sources, an ancient alien shapeshifting being called "De Nile" for some inscrutible reason (with no relationship to the noble river by which a spanking-new Slopp-Burger franchise stands) has been given refuge in a secret private lodging in the Lair Mansion. The loathesome being, described by one knowledgeable source as a mucoid terrorist entity whose one purpose is to strike madness and devastation on an interplanetary scale, is said to be gathering strength to commit unthinkable destruction whenever it may be triggered again.
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> Leaving for now the question of whether tolerating the presence of these alleged "superheroes" attracts and provokes the depredations of cosmic vermin such as De Nile, it is fundamental that they cannot resist the duly constituted authorities charged with protecting citizens and extraditing galactic malefactors. Yet even with a SPUD carrier ready to devastate the island (with likely unfortunate collateral damage to our already battered city), the under-staffed, erratically led and headstrong Lair Legion wastes its time and resources resisting SPUD instead of securing our frayed peace of mind.
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> Worse, our fragile security may be evanescent. We have received indications that a very high level Presidential adviser is concerned that De Nile may not be contained on Lair Island and could flow anywhere. Who knows what catastrophes could result?
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> For the sake of this vital but victimized city, for the sake of the planet, and most of all, for the sake of our children menaced by this monster and the Lair Legion's irresponsibility, De Nile must be delivered to the Safe immediately. Then SPUD should mobilize and enlist any remaining Sentinoids and evict the Lair Legion forthwith from mansion, island, city, state, and, if possible, planet.
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> J. JONAH JERKSON
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CrazySugarFreakBoy!
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Subject: The fact-checking on this one seems to be a bit negligent. ;) [Re: J. Jonah Jerkson is not only uninformed but is doing this from a mobile]
Posted Tue Apr 22, 2008 at 10:34:33 pm EDT (Viewed 270 times) |
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Hatman
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Subject: One of ol' JJJ's more accurate editorials, sadly. :) [Re: J. Jonah Jerkson is not only uninformed but is doing this from a mobile]
Posted Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 12:12:54 am EDT (Viewed 300 times) |
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> From the Parodiopolis Daily Trombone :
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> An Editorial
> By J. Jonah Jerkson, Editor and Publisher
>
> Lair Legion: Hand Over De Nile and Leave Our City
>
> As our page one, exclusive story discloses, responsible authorities worldwide are demanding that the preposterous collection of lunatics and super-maniacs calling themselves the "Lair Legion" surrender the mysterious, world-destroying alien who is running free on Lair Island under the protection of those costumed clowns. According to our highly placed confidential sources, an ancient alien shapeshifting being called "De Nile" for some inscrutible reason (with no relationship to the noble river by which a spanking-new Slopp-Burger franchise stands) has been given refuge in a secret private lodging in the Lair Mansion. The loathesome being, described by one knowledgeable source as a mucoid terrorist entity whose one purpose is to strike madness and devastation on an interplanetary scale, is said to be gathering strength to commit unthinkable destruction whenever it may be triggered again.
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> Leaving for now the question of whether tolerating the presence of these alleged "superheroes" attracts and provokes the depredations of cosmic vermin such as De Nile, it is fundamental that they cannot resist the duly constituted authorities charged with protecting citizens and extraditing galactic malefactors. Yet even with a SPUD carrier ready to devastate the island (with likely unfortunate collateral damage to our already battered city), the under-staffed, erratically led and headstrong Lair Legion wastes its time and resources resisting SPUD instead of securing our frayed peace of mind.
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> Worse, our fragile security may be evanescent. We have received indications that a very high level Presidential adviser is concerned that De Nile may not be contained on Lair Island and could flow anywhere. Who knows what catastrophes could result?
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> For the sake of this vital but victimized city, for the sake of the planet, and most of all, for the sake of our children menaced by this monster and the Lair Legion's irresponsibility, De Nile must be delivered to the Safe immediately. Then SPUD should mobilize and enlist any remaining Sentinoids and evict the Lair Legion forthwith from mansion, island, city, state, and, if possible, planet.
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> J. JONAH JERKSON
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Manga Shoggoth
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Subject: With articles like this, who needs The Sun (That's the UK one, by the way...) [Re: J. Jonah Jerkson is not only uninformed but is doing this from a mobile]
Posted Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 04:27:06 am EDT (Viewed 304 times) |
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Subject: Short but to the (missed) point [Re: J. Jonah Jerkson is not only uninformed but is doing this from a mobile]
Posted Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 06:12:03 am EDT |
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> From the Parodiopolis Daily Trombone :
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> An Editorial
> By J. Jonah Jerkson, Editor and Publisher
>
> Lair Legion: Hand Over De Nile and Leave Our City
>
> As our page one, exclusive story discloses, responsible authorities worldwide are demanding that the preposterous collection of lunatics and super-maniacs calling themselves the "Lair Legion" surrender the mysterious, world-destroying alien who is running free on Lair Island under the protection of those costumed clowns. According to our highly placed confidential sources, an ancient alien shapeshifting being called "De Nile" for some inscrutible reason (with no relationship to the noble river by which a spanking-new Slopp-Burger franchise stands) has been given refuge in a secret private lodging in the Lair Mansion. The loathesome being, described by one knowledgeable source as a mucoid terrorist entity whose one purpose is to strike madness and devastation on an interplanetary scale, is said to be gathering strength to commit unthinkable destruction whenever it may be triggered again.
>
> Leaving for now the question of whether tolerating the presence of these alleged "superheroes" attracts and provokes the depredations of cosmic vermin such as De Nile, it is fundamental that they cannot resist the duly constituted authorities charged with protecting citizens and extraditing galactic malefactors. Yet even with a SPUD carrier ready to devastate the island (with likely unfortunate collateral damage to our already battered city), the under-staffed, erratically led and headstrong Lair Legion wastes its time and resources resisting SPUD instead of securing our frayed peace of mind.
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> Worse, our fragile security may be evanescent. We have received indications that a very high level Presidential adviser is concerned that De Nile may not be contained on Lair Island and could flow anywhere. Who knows what catastrophes could result?
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> For the sake of this vital but victimized city, for the sake of the planet, and most of all, for the sake of our children menaced by this monster and the Lair Legion's irresponsibility, De Nile must be delivered to the Safe immediately. Then SPUD should mobilize and enlist any remaining Sentinoids and evict the Lair Legion forthwith from mansion, island, city, state, and, if possible, planet.
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> J. JONAH JERKSON
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Subject: *lines the bird cage* [Re: J. Jonah Jerkson is not only uninformed but is doing this from a mobile]
Posted Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 09:20:39 am EDT (Viewed 288 times) |
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Subject: I only buy the Trombone for "Marmaduke". What won't owner-man say next to justify his enslaved existence to his monstrous canine? [Re: J. Jonah Jerkson is not only uninformed but is doing this from a mobile]
Posted Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 08:29:23 pm EDT |
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> From the Parodiopolis Daily Trombone :
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> An Editorial
> By J. Jonah Jerkson, Editor and Publisher
>
> Lair Legion: Hand Over De Nile and Leave Our City
>
> As our page one, exclusive story discloses, responsible authorities worldwide are demanding that the preposterous collection of lunatics and super-maniacs calling themselves the "Lair Legion" surrender the mysterious, world-destroying alien who is running free on Lair Island under the protection of those costumed clowns. According to our highly placed confidential sources, an ancient alien shapeshifting being called "De Nile" for some inscrutible reason (with no relationship to the noble river by which a spanking-new Slopp-Burger franchise stands) has been given refuge in a secret private lodging in the Lair Mansion. The loathesome being, described by one knowledgeable source as a mucoid terrorist entity whose one purpose is to strike madness and devastation on an interplanetary scale, is said to be gathering strength to commit unthinkable destruction whenever it may be triggered again.
>
> Leaving for now the question of whether tolerating the presence of these alleged "superheroes" attracts and provokes the depredations of cosmic vermin such as De Nile, it is fundamental that they cannot resist the duly constituted authorities charged with protecting citizens and extraditing galactic malefactors. Yet even with a SPUD carrier ready to devastate the island (with likely unfortunate collateral damage to our already battered city), the under-staffed, erratically led and headstrong Lair Legion wastes its time and resources resisting SPUD instead of securing our frayed peace of mind.
>
> Worse, our fragile security may be evanescent. We have received indications that a very high level Presidential adviser is concerned that De Nile may not be contained on Lair Island and could flow anywhere. Who knows what catastrophes could result?
>
> For the sake of this vital but victimized city, for the sake of the planet, and most of all, for the sake of our children menaced by this monster and the Lair Legion's irresponsibility, De Nile must be delivered to the Safe immediately. Then SPUD should mobilize and enlist any remaining Sentinoids and evict the Lair Legion forthwith from mansion, island, city, state, and, if possible, planet.
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> J. JONAH JERKSON
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Dancer.
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Subject: Its in the papers so it must be right. [Re: J. Jonah Jerkson is not only uninformed but is doing this from a mobile]
Posted Fri Apr 25, 2008 at 07:07:22 am EDT |
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> From the Parodiopolis Daily Trombone :
>
> An Editorial
> By J. Jonah Jerkson, Editor and Publisher
>
> Lair Legion: Hand Over De Nile and Leave Our City
>
> As our page one, exclusive story discloses, responsible authorities worldwide are demanding that the preposterous collection of lunatics and super-maniacs calling themselves the "Lair Legion" surrender the mysterious, world-destroying alien who is running free on Lair Island under the protection of those costumed clowns. According to our highly placed confidential sources, an ancient alien shapeshifting being called "De Nile" for some inscrutible reason (with no relationship to the noble river by which a spanking-new Slopp-Burger franchise stands) has been given refuge in a secret private lodging in the Lair Mansion. The loathesome being, described by one knowledgeable source as a mucoid terrorist entity whose one purpose is to strike madness and devastation on an interplanetary scale, is said to be gathering strength to commit unthinkable destruction whenever it may be triggered again.
>
> Leaving for now the question of whether tolerating the presence of these alleged "superheroes" attracts and provokes the depredations of cosmic vermin such as De Nile, it is fundamental that they cannot resist the duly constituted authorities charged with protecting citizens and extraditing galactic malefactors. Yet even with a SPUD carrier ready to devastate the island (with likely unfortunate collateral damage to our already battered city), the under-staffed, erratically led and headstrong Lair Legion wastes its time and resources resisting SPUD instead of securing our frayed peace of mind.
>
> Worse, our fragile security may be evanescent. We have received indications that a very high level Presidential adviser is concerned that De Nile may not be contained on Lair Island and could flow anywhere. Who knows what catastrophes could result?
>
> For the sake of this vital but victimized city, for the sake of the planet, and most of all, for the sake of our children menaced by this monster and the Lair Legion's irresponsibility, De Nile must be delivered to the Safe immediately. Then SPUD should mobilize and enlist any remaining Sentinoids and evict the Lair Legion forthwith from mansion, island, city, state, and, if possible, planet.
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> J. JONAH JERKSON
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