Tales of the Parodyverse - Alas, I am not allowed to bring cannons in to work. Or pot (

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Subj: Alas, I am not allowed to bring cannons in to work. Or pot (not that I use it myself, you understand)
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 at 04:16:11 am EDT (Viewed 537 times)

Reply Subj: I hope you got a high score.
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:22:26 pm EDT

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> > > Ã¢â‚¬Å“I could have had a future,Ã¢â‚¬Â she berated Arnie J. Armbruster, sometimes-attorney-at-law. Ã¢â‚¬Å“I could have married a billionaire, or started a dot com, or gone on American Idol.Ã¢â‚¬Â
> > those are futures? Short sells, more like...
>
> What-ifs.

You know what I am like with puns and disjointed references when it comes to the crunch. I can always squeeze out a few more.

> > > Ã¢â‚¬Å“No, honestly. In nothing but a pair of Argyle golf socks, carrying nothing but his chequebook.Ã¢â‚¬Â
> > Not... Naah.
>
> Nah nah nah.

But I like Argh-yle...

> > > ...
>
> Looking forward to the story to come.

Not for a while, alas.

> > Next Issue: Nats vs DiVito?
> > Or is he DiVito?
>
> DiVito?

As Vish has noted, a (misspelled) reference to Taxi.

As is always the case with my writing, please feel free to comment. I welcome both positive and negative criticism of my work, although I cannot promise to enjoy the negative.

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- I love it when you go to the PV mysteries and high strangeness. (no text) · Dancer demands more · Fri Oct 10, 2008 at 04:29:19 am EDT
  - It was refreshing to be able to map some new things for a change. (no text) · HH · Fri Oct 10, 2008 at 06:47:43 pm EDT
- Strange - I'm sure I posted a reply when I read this earlier. · Al B. Harper · Sun Oct 05, 2008 at 07:09:26 am EDT
  - And my reply to you included details of where to pick up all your free gifts. · HH · Tue Oct 07, 2008 at 05:31:06 am EDT
- Will we see Space Cabs next? · L! · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 03:13:52 pm EDT
  - Caaabs in Spaaace! · HH thinks its a Librarian plotline · Sat Oct 04, 2008 at 09:03:53 am EDT
    - I'm not sure I should do it, I might get sued. · L! · Sat Oct 04, 2008 at 04:08:36 pm EDT
      - Lawyers have to live too. · HH · Tue Oct 07, 2008 at 05:30:01 am EDT
  - Better that than Space Ghost... (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Thu Oct 02, 2008 at 09:48:08 am EDT
    - Isn't that rather spectrist? (no text) · HH · Sat Oct 04, 2008 at 09:02:17 am EDT
      - I don't know. Ask an optician. (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Mon Oct 06, 2008 at 03:50:17 am EDT
        
        Wouldn't I have to spell that out in letters of diminishing font? (no text) · HH · Tue Oct 07, 2008 at 05:42:37 am EDT
- You timed this well - just started a break. · Manga Shoggoth · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 06:46:09 am EDT
  - I hope you got a high score. · HH · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:22:26 pm EDT
    - Alas, I am not allowed to bring cannons in to work. Or pot (not that I use it myself, you understand) · Manga Shoggoth · Thu Oct 02, 2008 at 04:16:11 am EDT
      - The modern day prejudice against ceramics is worrying. · HH · Sat Oct 04, 2008 at 08:49:15 am EDT
    - Re: I hope you got a high score. · Visionary · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 07:18:35 pm EDT
      - Re: I hope you got a high score. · HH · Sat Oct 04, 2008 at 08:50:05 am EDT
      - Yup. Full marks to Visionary. I lose one for misspelling the name. (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Thu Oct 02, 2008 at 04:11:23 am EDT
        
        You lose one Visionary? That's careless. (no text) · HH · Sat Oct 04, 2008 at 08:50:25 am EDT
- That confirms my guess. · Anime Jason · Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 11:50:21 pm EDT
  - You're often able to anticipate my beats · HH wonders if you've anticipated the next twist · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:12:03 pm EDT
    - Re: You're often able to anticipate my beats · Anime Jason · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 01:40:29 pm EDT
      - Re: You're often able to anticipate my beats · HH · Sat Oct 04, 2008 at 09:05:05 am EDT
        
        Re: You're often able to anticipate my beats · Anime Jason · Sat Oct 04, 2008 at 12:17:23 pm EDT
        
        Re: You're often able to anticipate my beats · HH · Fri Oct 10, 2008 at 07:00:12 pm EDT
    - There's text in the reply above too. (no text) · HH · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:59:01 pm EDT
- So well written, and in such a large and easy-to-read text. · Visionary · Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 11:48:18 pm EDT
  - We aim for font comprehensibility of at least 84.7% (no text) · HH notes that you too have to reply to this now. Baron Z of Germany broke the thread and look what happened to him. · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:18:20 pm EDT
    - Okay, so there was text in here. (no text) · HH confesses · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:58:41 pm EDT
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  - He's Mister Esoteric Action. (no text) · HH notes that now you have to reply again. This is an Untold Tales thread. it has to be long and probably irrelevant to the story · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:09:22 pm EDT
- He does end up in these situations a lot doesn't he? (no text) · Rhiannon · Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 04:43:47 pm EDT
  - Which situation are you specifically referring to? (no text) · HH notes there are several candidates · Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 05:45:22 pm EDT
    - All of them. · Rhiannon · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 11:00:39 am EDT
      - How many would that be then? · HH · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:24:47 pm EDT
        
        Numbers beyond count. · Rhiannon · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:32:02 pm EDT
        
        You mean on your fingers and toes? · HH · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:35:01 pm EDT
        
        And strands of hair. · Rhiannon · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:47:26 pm EDT
        
        I think that estimate might require some shaving. · HH · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:57:15 pm EDT
        
        No. (no text) · Rhiannon · Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 01:02:01 pm EDT
        
        No? (no text) · HH · Sat Oct 04, 2008 at 02:43:33 pm EDT
        
        No (no text) · Rhiannon · Mon Oct 06, 2008 at 01:31:21 pm EDT
        
        Oh. (no text) · HH · Tue Oct 07, 2008 at 05:42:50 am EDT