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Despite the best efforts of the board host to stop him, the Hooded Hood moves the plot on

Subj: I have never had much success in assembling creatures from component pieces.
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 10:44:33 am EST

Reply Subj: The Moderator Saga #41: Assembling the Pieces, or How To Thin Your Cast Down To Manageable Proportions In Six Bloody Lessons
Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 11:56:54 am EST

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> Ã¢â‚¬Å“EbonyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s dead,Ã¢â‚¬Â Amy pointed out.
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> Ã¢â‚¬Å“You should take that with a pinch of salt,Ã¢â‚¬Â noted the Shoggoth.

Heh.

> Ã¢â‚¬Å“I feel very strange, Ebony,Ã¢â‚¬Â went on the Shoggoth. He was smelling bad now too, as if his material form was rotting. Ã¢â‚¬Å“IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m starting to see things that are there.Ã¢â‚¬Â

Probably my favourite line so far...

> Ã¢â‚¬Å“It was a very powerful curse,Ã¢â‚¬Â the Shoggoth went on. Ã¢â‚¬Å“By chance it has triggered the mundane matter contamination inside me, set it running wild. Like cancer. LikeÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ Ebony, I think I am becoming a plastic-formed maquette of myself.Ã¢â‚¬Â

And having seen some of the commecially available stuff, that's scary.

> The Dominator laughed. The SPAM Agents surrounded Dream and Yuki. The Dominator closed his fist and pulped MegganÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s skull like a melon. Ã¢â‚¬Å“Oops,Ã¢â‚¬Â he laughed.
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> CrazySugarFreakBoy! went insane.

That's always a stupid thing to do...

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The Moderator Saga #41: Assembling the Pieces, or How To Thin Your Cast Down To Manageable Proportions In Six Bloody Lessons · Despite the best efforts of the board host to stop him, the Hooded Hood moves the plot on · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 11:56:54 am EST
- How do you DO this? How? · Dancer is thinking about getting a hat so she can take it off to you. And maybe shoes. · Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 05:33:24 am EST
  - As long as you keep the rest on. (no text) · HH · Sat Mar 08, 2008 at 02:26:38 pm EST
- This being schizoid is becoming rather dreary. (no text) · Baroness Elizabeth Zemo has been possessing entirely too many bodies and brains · Sun Feb 17, 2008 at 12:36:30 pm EST
  - It was a last-minute addition when I felt something was missing from the relationship mix of that particular subset. (no text) · HH · Sun Feb 17, 2008 at 02:48:15 pm EST
- I know the deadline is almost up, but I'm still hoping to do at least one tie-in. (no text) · Visionary has had a busy week. · Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 08:46:43 am EST
  - We can always extend the deadline. In fact let's do that. (no text) · HH · Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 05:22:08 pm EST
  - You and me both. Presidents' Day is a nice day to have off, but not when you have early deadlines. (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 07:41:19 pm EST
    - Deadlines are of the devil. Take the time you need to tell the story you want. (no text) · HH · Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 05:23:12 pm EST
- Poor Mrs. Meng...Partial man is misleading.. (no text) · jack · Wed Feb 13, 2008 at 09:24:06 pm EST
  - It's almost as if he was a villain or something. (no text) · HH · Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 05:22:38 pm EST
- And now, I owe you a tie-in. [Spoilers] · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 12:21:56 am EST
  - Not just me. You owe it to the world. (no text) [Spoilers] · HH · Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 05:12:54 pm EST
- That's quite an interesting story you've assembled there. · L! · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 07:21:58 pm EST
  - It's supposed to function as a launch pad. · HH · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 07:45:04 pm EST
- I have never had much success in assembling creatures from component pieces. · Manga Shoggoth · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 10:44:33 am EST
- These things just never stay small eh? · Hatman · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 12:56:25 am EST
  - I hardly think I can be blamed for the breadth and size of this one. · HH · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 04:44:59 am EST
    - Re: I hardly think I can be blamed for the breadth and size of this one. · Hatman · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 12:54:45 pm EST
  - I think HH meant... · killer shrike · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 01:51:40 am EST
    - Indeed. (no text) · HH · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 04:52:00 am EST
- Manageable? [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 04:29:41 pm EST
  - Should be. [Spoilers] · HH · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 04:50:06 pm EST
    - Re: Should be. [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 06:09:54 pm EST
      - Re: Should be. [Spoilers] · HH · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 07:48:12 pm EST
        
        Re: Should be. [Spoilers] · Anime Jason · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 09:48:47 pm EST
        
        Re: Should be. [Spoilers] · HH · Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 05:15:09 pm EST
- As always, you do an excellent job taking all of the disparate plot points and moving them forward. (no text) · killer shrike · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 04:07:38 pm EST
  - And as always it takes me far too many words to do it. (no text) · HH · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 04:51:21 pm EST
- You know, the "always darkest before the dawn" saying only works if the sun is actually going to rise the next day. · Visionary · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 02:47:00 pm EST
  - The sun rises even if you're not alive to see it. So they say. (no text) · HH · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 03:08:10 pm EST
    - The Sun doesn't rise. It merely squats on its barycentre. (no text) · Manga Shoggoth · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 05:53:44 am EST
      - The sun doesn't squat. It maintains an almost perfect spheroid. (no text) · HH · Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 07:26:38 am EST
    - Okay, so there was text in the reply above. There isn't in this one. (no text) · HH · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 03:09:17 pm EST
- Too short, write more. What was written is very good though. (no text) · Rhiannon · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 12:44:22 pm EST
  - You're really asking to be put up for adoption. (no text) · HH · Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 02:05:10 pm EST