Jack Bauer pressing up against Japanese Schoolgirls (all in the name of counterterrorism, I'm sure.):





Keanu Reeves seduced by a portly housecat:




Sean Connery:





Tommy Lee Jones, acting his heart out:




The Governor of California (Why didn't his political opponents just run clips from these during the election?):




And, of course, Nick Cage, who is crazy enough in American productions: