Tales of the Parodyverse - The problem with Baron Otto is that you can't keep him there

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Subj: The problem with Baron Otto is that you can't keep him there.
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 at 08:17:53 pm EST (Viewed 574 times)

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...This seems to almost be the opposite. They have some lovely new retirement communities outside of Dillard's Corner. I hear the entire populace get around via golf cart! Plus scheduled activities, like exercise and craft classes, their own 4 star restaurants, shopping...

Ah well... I suppose that there are bigger concerns at the moment. Great stuff! This is a very fun tie-in.

As the Elder Vampire noted, unlike the undead, who can't enter without permission, the unalive enter at will. Besides, the facilities you describe just aren't what the old terror deserves. Now, perhaps one of those seniors' residences where the only things to do during the day are Bingo and jigsaw puzzles, where the food tends to be repetitive stews, the men are all deaf and the women are all man-crazy, might be appropriate karma. But, I think those are still too good for him.

Besides, you may have forgotten that his day job is now art and theater critic for the Trombone. Perhaps I should post his review of the Adam ____________exhibition before he leaves the Parodyverse (or not).

J. JONAH JERKSON Voice of the People

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