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I suggested turning off the register & on again.

I'll get this confession in before my daughter tells one of her favourite stories.

This must have been about ten or eleven years back, when I was running a conference at some health facility in a pretty rural mansion. I got there early to check the IT was working, including one of those then-quite-new video projects that hook into a PC to show Powerpoints. Whatever I did, whatever the venue organisers did, whatever the site people did, we could not get the damn thing to work, even when we changed the Â£100 light bulb.

I'd brought my 12 year old daughter along with me that day for work experience and to help out handing out and collecting course materials. She was the one who found that the projector had an on switch at the back. She has never let me forget this. Ever.

It will form part of my epitaph if she has anything to do with it.

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Untold Tales of the Parodyverse #356: The Sky Is Falling - Complete · A daily dose of Hooded Hood · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 11:17:13 am EST
- At a loss · killer shrike · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 05:46:11 pm EST
  - Re: At a loss · HH · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 05:37:46 am EST
- Not dead. Just replying via verbal medium for the most part. · Rhiannon · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 10:54:47 am EST
  - You forget the art-form that is the public message board reply · HH reminds you that many characters and round robins have begun that way · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 05:18:37 pm EST
  - Logical observation, but this is the Parodyverse · J. Jonah Jerkson · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 02:44:36 pm EST
    - The Schloss · HH · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 05:21:34 pm EST
  - Wierd random thought · Rhiannon · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 12:10:40 pm EST
    - So you suspect... · HH · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 05:24:19 pm EST
- Somebody's building a wall, and the Parodyverse is paying for it · killer shrike · Tue Dec 13, 2016 at 08:02:10 pm EST
  - It's probably the Candians in that case. (no text) · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 04:50:04 am EST
  - We will make the Parodyverse great again. · HH · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 02:38:21 am EST
  - Re: Somebody's building a wall, and the Parodyverse is paying for it · Visionary · Tue Dec 13, 2016 at 08:43:37 pm EST
    - Re: Somebody's building a wall, and the Parodyverse is paying for it · HH · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 02:39:31 am EST
      - For the record - I didn't remember him at all. ;) (no text) · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 04:48:20 am EST
        
        I think this may be the first time I've written him. (no text) · Even then HH borrowed some dialogue from a Vizh e-mail. · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 06:10:26 am EST
- Re: Untold Tales of the Parodyverse #356: The Sky Is Falling - Parts One to Four · J. Jonah Jerkson · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 07:58:00 pm EST
  - Notes and Plans · HH · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 10:17:18 pm EST
- Someone's playing for high stakes · killer shrike · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 09:10:05 am EST
  - The actual deck of cards doesn't appear until chapter 6. · HH has written that, but not chapter 5 yet. · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 01:40:13 pm EST
    - Stacked, no doubt · killer shrike · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 03:05:48 pm EST
      - Cheating is the game · HH · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 10:05:07 pm EST
- Yikes - I miss one day and then all this happens! · Al B. Harper · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 04:57:33 am EST
  - Well, Vizh and I were discussing who to blame. · HH thanks you for volunteering · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 01:42:51 pm EST
    - I pass the blame onto Nats, or ManMan, or both! · Al B. Harper · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 11:06:58 pm EST
      - It's hard to do that when they're not here to receieve it. · HH · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 03:33:16 am EST
        
        Nah, it's easy. See - I just did it. · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 12, 2016 at 04:21:13 am EST
        
        You just tried it. There is no try. · HH · Mon Dec 12, 2016 at 08:31:28 am EST
        
        Yes Yoda. · Al B. Harper · Tue Dec 13, 2016 at 02:50:53 am EST
        
        To be Yoda one need not be, the truth to perceive. · HH · Tue Dec 13, 2016 at 03:35:18 am EST
        
        Yes Dali Lama. · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 05:10:33 am EST
        
        The correct form of address for the Dalai Lama is "Your holiness". · HH · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 06:55:19 am EST
        
        Yes Sensei · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 07:45:11 am EST
        
        Sounds like the title of a brand new sitcom. · HH · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 10:32:59 am EST
        
        Set in Uncle Saki's dojo. · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 06:32:43 am EST
        Lair Legion Living Room Chat 20th January 2007 · HH digs into the archives to see what we were saying just after Untold Tales #300 · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 11:20:25 am EST
        
        How embarrassing! · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 06:35:00 am EST
        
        How embarrassing? · HH · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 11:50:50 am EST
- I love it when a plan falls apart. At least one inspired by Kafka. · Visionary · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 11:31:26 pm EST
  - My plans are usually more O Henry. · HH · Fri Dec 09, 2016 at 12:48:21 pm EST
    - Whereas mine are more "Oh $#@%&!!!" · Visionary · Fri Dec 09, 2016 at 08:48:55 pm EST
      - Well, crap plays an important part in Chapter 6. · HH · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 01:48:50 pm EST
        
        I'll bring a shovel. · Visionary · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 07:03:31 pm EST
        
        Who brings a shovel to a gun fight? · HH · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 03:30:30 am EST
        
        Off the top of my head? · Visionary · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 08:13:00 pm EST
        
        Better than on the top of your head. · HH · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 10:42:09 pm EST
        
        True enough · Visionary · Mon Dec 12, 2016 at 08:56:33 pm EST
        
        The truth hurts. Especially on the top of the cranium. · HH · Tue Dec 13, 2016 at 03:50:54 am EST
        
        Hey, I've been around Lisa enough to know that it hurts everywhere. · Visionary · Tue Dec 13, 2016 at 10:13:43 pm EST
        
        Point to where on the Pooty doll she hurt you. · HH · Tue Dec 13, 2016 at 11:30:58 pm EST
        
        Mostly in my pride and psyche. · Visionary · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 08:46:19 pm EST
        
        I'm not sure where those are on the stuffed bear. · HH · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 05:58:22 am EST
        
        Perhaps listed somewhere under the "wash and care" instructions on the tag. · Visionary · Fri Dec 16, 2016 at 01:13:48 pm EST
        
        On states and fruit · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 05:26:27 am EST
        
        Re: On states and fruit · HH may wander off into a bit of comics trivia here · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 06:41:09 am EST
        
        Very interesting · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 07:34:28 am EST
        
        Well researched. · HH · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 10:40:36 am EST
        
        That's that sorted then. (no text) · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 15, 2016 at 06:41:19 am EST
        
        Re: I'll bring a shovel. · Al B. Harper · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 11:14:33 pm EST
        
        Usually you bring a spoon. For the stirring. · HH · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 03:34:33 am EST
- I'm surprised she didn't try turning it off & on again before calling tech support. That seems to work most of the time :) (no text) · L! · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 01:58:59 pm EST
  - The first thing that Tech Support will tell you is that almost nobody does that before calling them. (no text) · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 02:43:15 pm EST
    - *text inside* · L! · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 02:57:07 pm EST
      - Also... · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:34:35 pm EST
        
        Re: Also... · Visionary · Fri Dec 09, 2016 at 12:01:50 am EST
        
        Re: Also... · HH · Fri Dec 09, 2016 at 12:50:14 pm EST
        
        Re: Also... · Visionary · Fri Dec 09, 2016 at 08:50:06 pm EST
        
        Re: Also... · HH · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 01:38:06 pm EST
- The real question is...did the roaches survive? · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 01:38:29 pm EST
  - They usually do. · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 02:51:08 pm EST
    - I guess they'll be the sole residents of what's left of the building, then. · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 04:25:26 pm EST
      - Well, they are supposed to surive the nuclear holocaust (along with the telesales people) · HH · Fri Dec 09, 2016 at 12:43:53 pm EST
        
        Were they selling radiation insurance? · Anime Jason · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 10:29:07 am EST
        
        With certain small-print exclusions, obviously. · HH · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 02:08:54 pm EST
        
        Of course, it would be hard to collect when the company is nothing but ash. · Anime Jason · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 03:22:59 pm EST
        
        A mere techncality. · HH · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 03:26:03 am EST
        
        I'm sure they have an equally worthless extended warranty for that. · Anime Jason · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 11:26:05 am EST
        
        For an additional fee. · HH · Sun Dec 11, 2016 at 10:04:59 pm EST
        
        Might be more than the policy itself! · Anime Jason · Mon Dec 12, 2016 at 11:56:39 am EST
        
        Insurance is just gambling with tragedies · HH · Mon Dec 12, 2016 at 06:46:20 pm EST
        
        Not much gambling left with the world destroyed. · Anime Jason · Mon Dec 12, 2016 at 08:30:36 pm EST
        
        Want to bet? · HH · Tue Dec 13, 2016 at 03:21:21 am EST
        
        Not if the planet is destroyed. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 13, 2016 at 10:43:36 am EST
        
        All life is a lottery. · HH · Tue Dec 13, 2016 at 07:13:42 pm EST
        
        That explains all the losses. · Anime Jason · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 12:00:01 am EST
        
        And the occasional big win. · HH · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 02:43:14 am EST
        
        Still waiting for mine... · Anime Jason · Wed Dec 14, 2016 at 10:19:05 am EST