Tales of the Parodyverse - And you would deliberately break down, wouldn't you?

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Al B. Harper

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Visionary

Subj: And you would deliberately break down, wouldn't you?
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 01:12:58 am EST (Viewed 1042 times)

Reply Subj: I'd renew my AAA roadside assistance membership if the tow-truck drivers looked like that.
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 01:01:06 am EST (Viewed 3 times)

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Such a strapping young lass! There certainly is some logic to her joining the Heckfire kids. Plus, her band will have a ton of street cried after rocking out in hell.

She joined Alpha³. She hasn't joined Heckfire. "Yet."
$;\)$

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Untold Tales of the Senior Junior Lair Legion #355: The College Years - Complete · HH tries to remember how to write this stuff · Thu Dec 01, 2016 at 02:54:44 am EST
- keg stands and bad decisions- ah, to be young again [Spoilers] · Jack Having a good time so far. · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 01:31:38 pm EST
  - One need not be young to make bad decisions [Spoilers] · HH is mentioning that for a friend · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:03:14 pm EST
- keg stands and bad decisions- ah, to be young again [Spoilers] · Jack Having a good time so far. · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 01:31:31 pm EST
- These kinds of scrapes are usually the fault of messing with a cursed puzzle box or ouija board · killer shrike · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 07:49:20 pm EST
  - Or a cursed ouija board from inside a puzzle box. · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 04:17:14 am EST
- wait a minute.... · L! · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 01:42:09 pm EST
  - Re: wait a minute.... · HH · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 01:59:39 pm EST
    - Oh... Ok. · L! · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 01:49:28 pm EST
      - Re: Oh... Ok. · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:11:16 pm EST
    - By the way, I'd like a story-consult with you but I don't think I have a valid e-mail address for you any more. · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 06:00:01 pm EST
      - Sure. (no text) · L! · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 01:50:08 pm EST
- Well this was fun and unexpected. Here have a tie-in · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 12:21:07 am EST
  - Have a tie-in back: Kara Harper and the Infernal Concert · The Hooded Hood · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 05:55:05 am EST
    - Can this kind of thing qualify as a "meet cute"? · Visionary · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 10:53:54 am EST
      - Meet ugly? · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:05:05 pm EST
    - Awww · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:57:40 am EST
      - You Awwwed? · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 05:03:24 am EST
        
        What's not to awww at? Young love beginning. Just wait till her mother finds out. · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 05:52:55 am EST
        
        And now her not-brother has new ammunition. · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 01:46:56 pm EST
        
        Hmm. · Al B. Harper · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 06:16:14 am EST
        
        Yes. · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 04:02:18 pm EST
        
        Indeed! · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:30:28 am EST
        
        Indubitably. · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:06:05 pm EST
        
        For sooth! · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:50:26 am EST
        
        Gadzooks. · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 12:00:19 pm EST
        
        Re: Gadzooks. · Al B. Harper · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 05:02:47 am EST
        
        You may have omitted any new text from that reply. (no text) · HH · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 01:43:33 pm EST
        
        Yes I've been getting errors when replying sporadically. I'll try to summarize when i get a chance (off to a Christmas party). (no text) · Al B. Harper · Sat Dec 10, 2016 at 10:42:35 pm EST
        
        Re: What's not to awww at? Young love beginning. Just wait till her mother finds out. · Visionary · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 11:48:10 am EST
        
        I'm sure we must have gay cast available. · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:02:34 pm EST
        
        Mr Limpqvist? Also... · Al B. Harper · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 05:53:55 am EST
        
        He may be free, but he's never mentioned being out. · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 04:06:51 pm EST
        
        He probably has a wife and eight kids. Never believe the stereotype. · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 05:32:14 am EST
        
        Two simultaneous wives and eight kids. Like Patrick Troughton. · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:15:22 pm EST
        
        And now I can't stop picturing him playing a recorder. · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:25:30 am EST
        
        Could be worse. · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 11:42:05 am EST
  - A Gatecrasher, eh? · HH · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 04:08:29 am EST
    - As an Alphan she had a legit invite. · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 04:58:31 am EST
      - Turns out she wasn't actually the crasher. · HH · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 06:01:31 am EST
        
        Well, you know your party is a success if you have gatecrashers. True story. · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:46:54 am EST
        
        But then you fire security. · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 05:37:13 am EST
        
        "Security! I need you to get rid of Security!" · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 06:13:48 am EST
        
        "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:06:58 pm EST
        
        Re: "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · Al B. Harper · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 06:49:22 am EST
        
        Re: "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 04:12:23 pm EST
        
        Re: "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 05:15:32 am EST
        
        "hey kids, let me tell you about the time your old dad was denounced from the pulpit..." · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:29:35 pm EST
        
        Re: "hey kids, let me tell you about the time your old dad was denounced from the pulpit..." · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:22:11 am EST
        
        Re: "hey kids, let me tell you about the time your old dad was denounced from the pulpit..." · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 11:49:52 am EST
        
        Re: "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · Visionary · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 05:31:48 pm EST
        
        Re: "And kick yourselves down the stairs on the way out!" · Al B. Harper · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:57:34 am EST
        
        Okay, Al B. wins that .gif clash. (no text) · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:16:20 pm EST
        
        Huzzah! Is there a trophy? (no text) · Al B. Harper · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 03:08:35 am EST
        
        Feel free to make yourself one. (no text) · HH · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 11:50:18 am EST
  - I'd renew my AAA roadside assistance membership if the tow-truck drivers looked like that. · Visionary · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 01:01:06 am EST
    - And you would deliberately break down, wouldn't you? · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 01:12:58 am EST
      - I might lock my keys in my car now and then... · Visionary · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 08:37:14 pm EST
- Sorry I'm late. Had some awful distracting things happen. · Anime Jason · Fri Dec 02, 2016 at 03:32:10 pm EST
  - Perhaps you need a more pleasant class of distraction? · HH · Fri Dec 02, 2016 at 09:54:32 pm EST
    - I wish I had one this weekend. · Anime Jason · Fri Dec 02, 2016 at 11:28:24 pm EST
      - The internet is still there, right? · HH · Sat Dec 03, 2016 at 03:15:28 pm EST
        
        It's never a certainty with Comcast. · Anime Jason · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 02:55:53 am EST
        
        Now there's a company motto. · HH · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 03:57:49 am EST
        
        They don't really have one now, so any would do. · Anime Jason · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 09:42:28 am EST
        
        "We don't suck quite as much as AT&T"? · HH · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 02:23:01 pm EST
        
        That wouldn't be accurate enough. (edited after first posting) · Anime Jason · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 05:45:58 pm EST
        
        Well, the weekend is over now, so I hope the week works out better. · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 04:44:55 am EST
        
        It's started. So far it's not much better. · Anime Jason · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 01:07:03 pm EST
        
        Well, only four more days to the next weekend. · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 03:01:30 pm EST
        
        That's long enough. · Anime Jason · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 08:58:53 pm EST
        
        Three days now. · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 04:21:51 pm EST
        
        It's beginning to look like a countdown. · Anime Jason · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 11:05:23 pm EST
        
        To fun! · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 04:50:45 pm EST
        
        I almost forgot what that was this week. · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 12:51:51 am EST
        
        Perhaps try to remember? · HH advises being kind to yourself for good mental health · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 11:55:19 am EST
        
        I might now that I worked almost 18 hrs yesterday, and have the rest of the week off. · Anime Jason · Thu Dec 08, 2016 at 01:29:43 pm EST
- Three years can go by so quickly... · Visionary has surely finished that great novel by now. · Fri Dec 02, 2016 at 01:12:22 am EST
  - It seems a lot longer, though. · HH · Fri Dec 02, 2016 at 12:44:09 pm EST
    - I hear that time is relative. Enty tried explaining it to me once, but I was too nervous about the adjustments he was making to the toaster to listen. · Visionary Is out of practice with the Parodyverse... I forgot how these update and missed that it had. · Sat Dec 03, 2016 at 08:13:34 am EST
      - Who wouldn't want toast delivered yesterday? · HH · Sat Dec 03, 2016 at 03:40:01 pm EST
        
        But then you have to remember to insert the bread the next day so as not to disappear in a universe-ending paradox. · Visionary · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 12:02:56 am EST
        
        There's probably a warning label. · HH · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 04:27:27 am EST
        
        As if I'm putting my face near enough to that thing to look. · Visionary · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 10:49:06 am EST
        
        Oh you. · Al B. Harper · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 05:57:46 am EST
        Still, I'm sure the toast is nutritious. · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 03:10:35 pm EST
        
        There are probably plenty of essential minerals in the shrapnel as well. · Visionary Lost the ability to quote the prior response due to some annoying quirks with his tablet. · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 07:54:43 pm EST
        
        Plus there's the healthy radioactive steam bath. · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 04:25:12 pm EST
        
        Really opens the pores. · Visionary · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 05:38:05 pm EST
        
        For that deep-down acid scouring. · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 06:05:40 pm EST
        
        I'll just stick to muffins for breakfast... and regift the toaster for a special occasion. · Visionary · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 12:19:32 pm EST
        
        Is that allowed under the Geneva Convvention? · HH · Wed Dec 07, 2016 at 05:06:37 pm EST
        
        Re: There's probably a warning label. · Al B. Harper · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 05:13:21 am EST
        
        Re: There's probably a warning label. · HH · Sun Dec 04, 2016 at 06:03:56 am EST
        
        Hmm, a technical glitch we can easily overcome or just ignore given what goes these days. spiffy for President 2020! (no text) · Al B. Harper · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 02:23:01 am EST
        
        Perhaps the time has come for the candidacy of... the Hooded Hood! (no text) · HH · Mon Dec 05, 2016 at 04:45:45 am EST
        
        I'd totally vote for you Hoodster! (no text) · A Junior Reader · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 05:55:08 am EST
        
        * Cleanses the gene pool * (no text) · HH · Tue Dec 06, 2016 at 03:44:15 pm EST
- You had me at "It's so 1980s." :) (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Thu Dec 01, 2016 at 07:17:54 pm EST
  - You may enjoy chapter four then, which includes some other era-relevant content. (no text) · HH · Fri Dec 02, 2016 at 12:08:24 pm EST
- tangential comments... · L! · Thu Dec 01, 2016 at 06:48:58 pm EST
  - There before you this time. · HH · Fri Dec 02, 2016 at 12:23:43 pm EST
    - Re: There before you this time. · L! · Sat Dec 03, 2016 at 12:35:54 am EST
      - Re: There before you this time. · HH · Sat Dec 03, 2016 at 03:25:28 pm EST