Tales of the Parodyverse - Perhaps you should type faster

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Manga Shoggoth

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Subj: Perhaps you should type faster - according to Relativity things get shorter if you move faster.
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 02:45:00 pm EST (Viewed 490 times)

Reply Subj: I think they're getting longer. They feel to be getting longer.
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 08:36:44 am EST (Viewed 2 times)

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Good point. Then again, the Shoggoth may be simplifying for the agitated human. Or lying.

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Perhaps you might want to elucidate on why the SHoggoth actually doesn't resurrect others as he has Ebony.

If I get some time I'll put something together - work is not especially good at the moment, alas (2 hours each way before I start on the job!)

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In the meantime, do you still have the Caphan links page around? Al B. was asking after it in his thread below.

The site itself is gone, but I do have the backed up pages - I'll add them to the thread in a min...

EDIT: Nope - I don't have a links page per se - just a set of summaries that I can't attach as a zip file.

As is always the case with my writing, please feel free to comment. I welcome both positive and negative criticism of my work, although I cannot promise to enjoy the negative.

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Untold Tales of the Lair Legion #353: After the Bookkeeping · Another double-length follow-on from... the Hooded Hood. This could be a sickness. · Wed Jan 20, 2016 at 05:53:12 am EST
- It's going to be a rough day when CSFB! is giving good advice about handling the media... · WGMY 104.1 · Tue Jan 26, 2016 at 05:41:42 pm EST
  - It wasn't the media he was filmed handling. · HH · Wed Jan 27, 2016 at 01:13:10 am EST
- Another enjoyable read. · Manga Shoggoth · Sun Jan 24, 2016 at 04:53:26 pm EST
  - I think they're getting longer. They feel to be getting longer. · HH · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 08:36:44 am EST
    - Perhaps you should type faster - according to Relativity things get shorter if you move faster. · Manga Shoggoth · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 02:45:00 pm EST
      - I'd have to type in a rocket ship accellerating away from Earth. · HH is considering this · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 09:16:35 pm EST
        
        All our Shoggoth links · Al B. Harper · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 09:46:54 pm EST
        
        They're not so much links as baffling conduits. · HH · Tue Jan 26, 2016 at 06:28:37 am EST
        
        Ah. That's why my cuffs don't stay closed... · Manga Shoggoth (Al - hopefully this is what you wanted...) · Tue Jan 26, 2016 at 06:46:17 pm EST
        
        Sorry, can't download that. (no text) · HH suggests you could e-mail it · Wed Jan 27, 2016 at 08:09:31 pm EST
        
        Information now recieved, thanks. (no text) · HH · Fri Jan 29, 2016 at 04:08:56 pm EST
        
        Ditto (no text) · Al B. Harper · Fri Jan 29, 2016 at 09:32:58 pm EST
        
        I don't think attachments are attaching at present. Alas. (no text) · Al B. Harper · Wed Jan 27, 2016 at 04:44:56 am EST
- An epilogue that's just as detailed and filled with dramatic tension as the main story? Yep, it's an Untold Tales arc! (no text) · CrazySugarFreakBoy! · Sun Jan 24, 2016 at 02:49:07 am EST
  - It's an obsession, is what it is. Just when I thought I was out... (no text) · HH · Sun Jan 24, 2016 at 03:17:15 am EST
- Alternate story title: Intricately Planned ParentHood (no text) · killer shrike enjoyed this · Sat Jan 23, 2016 at 06:36:48 pm EST
  - The Hood didn't split up Danny and Kerry so his boy could impregnanate Liu Xi in this one. (no text) · HH · Sun Jan 24, 2016 at 03:18:48 am EST
- Re: Irrelevant Distractions · J. Jonah Jerkson · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 03:32:56 pm EST
  - Don't need letters to be of service to queen and country, dash it. Told that Woolley blighter as much · Sir Mumphrey answers the protocol issues. · Sat Jan 23, 2016 at 10:40:59 am EST
    - I love it when he goes the full Mumph. (no text) · Al B. Harper · Sat Jan 23, 2016 at 09:20:04 pm EST
      - Fortunately the world is replete with ticks, oiks, weasels, and cads. (no text) · HH · Sun Jan 24, 2016 at 03:19:50 am EST
- Comes a lie down on a sofa with a cold drink? · Al B. Harper · Thu Jan 21, 2016 at 05:11:29 pm EST
  - Comes payment due, which happens to be the working title of UT#354. · HH · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 12:41:58 am EST
    - Can I still get the cold drink? · Al B. Harper · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 04:52:55 pm EST
      - I think there are vending machines in the lobby, if you can pry thuddy off them. · HH · Sat Jan 23, 2016 at 08:32:48 am EST
        
        Isn't he still stuck inside one of them? · Al B. Harper · Sat Jan 23, 2016 at 09:13:09 pm EST
        
        Depends whether he teleported the one he was attached to with him when he jumped out of that bathroom. · HH thinks we may not know until Dancer gets back to her apartment. · Sun Jan 24, 2016 at 03:34:44 am EST
        
        Well that's likely to never happen! · Al B. Harper · Sun Jan 24, 2016 at 05:40:45 pm EST
        
        Then thuddy had better make himself comfortable. · HH · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 08:44:14 am EST
        
        With you throwing me bones like the Tanner/Haggatha story pointer inside I'll be the one making myself comfortable, thanks. · Al B. Harper · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 07:48:44 pm EST
        
        Proceed. · HH · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 09:08:25 pm EST
        
        Proceeded. · Al B. Harper · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 11:58:31 pm EST
        
        Procode. · HH · Tue Jan 26, 2016 at 06:24:02 am EST
        
        Postcode 5555442 · Al B. Harper · Wed Jan 27, 2016 at 05:15:18 am EST
        
        Postcode or convict number? · HH couldn't resist. He is horrible. · Thu Jan 28, 2016 at 03:43:59 pm EST
        
        Nah, that's Coromandel 2 153 78957 1449167 2509. Convict numbers are complicated. · Al B. Harper Wears it with pride. · Fri Jan 29, 2016 at 04:21:10 am EST
        
        Coromandel is a great character name. Noted. · HH · Fri Jan 29, 2016 at 03:54:20 pm EST
        
        It is isn't it? After the Coromandel Coast, so good for a southern Indian or Sri Lankan character perhaps. · Al B. Harper · Fri Jan 29, 2016 at 09:10:57 pm EST
        
        Possibly related the the Chola Tamil Dynasty, descended from one of the "Three Crowned Kings". · HH · Sat Jan 30, 2016 at 07:22:06 am EST
        
        Or a Prince of Serendip. · Al B. Harper · Tue Feb 02, 2016 at 06:00:20 am EST
        
        Continued in the UT #354 reply thread (no text) · HH · Tue Feb 02, 2016 at 10:51:06 am EST
    - Re: Comes payment due, which happens to be the working title of UT#354. · J. Jonah Jerkson , who unfortunately had another choleric episode in RL and is recovering · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 01:15:05 pm EST
      - Hope you recover quickly again! (no text) · Al B. Harper · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 05:12:30 pm EST
- Another UT, another note about Ham-Boy... · L! · Wed Jan 20, 2016 at 06:13:27 pm EST
  - I'm clearly out of practice. · HH hopes it did not spoil your enjoyment too much · Thu Jan 21, 2016 at 01:36:42 am EST
- After excessive bookkeeping, I tend to prefer a nice nap. Actually, that usually goes for during the bookkeeping. · Visionary believes in being well-rested when letting things sort themselves out. · Wed Jan 20, 2016 at 02:08:55 pm EST
  - Isn't 'excessive bookkeeping' a tautology? · HH · Thu Jan 21, 2016 at 02:12:03 am EST
    - I suppose that a librarian might argue that. · Visionary · Thu Jan 21, 2016 at 01:30:52 pm EST
      - Ah, he's dead. · HH · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 01:00:52 am EST
        
        They say that about print in general. · Visionary · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 11:47:24 am EST
        
        Print book sales actually rose by 3% last year. · HH · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 03:32:26 pm EST
        
        Really? Time to reinvest in paper then! · Visionary · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 10:52:12 pm EST
        
        At the same time, predictions of increase in the e-book market proved over-optomistic · HH suspects there my be a saturation point of kindle users · Sat Jan 23, 2016 at 09:16:42 am EST
        
        Still, my mother started reading ebooks, which I feel must represent some kind of tipping point... · Visionary · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 01:23:38 am EST
        
        The end times? · HH · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 09:48:10 am EST
        
        I think once she doesn't need to call me to ask me how to do something on her tablet we'll have a better understanding of how close we are. · Visionary · Tue Jan 26, 2016 at 01:52:45 pm EST
        
        On the other hands, she did push you through her birth canal. That has to have been inconvenient for her. · HH spoent an hour supporting his septegenarian cousin through getting kindle on her tablet recently. · Wed Jan 27, 2016 at 02:08:06 am EST
        
        True, but to be fair I've bought her more than 40 nice greeting cards thanking her for that. · Visionary · Thu Jan 28, 2016 at 03:12:08 pm EST
        
        Jumping in because I can · Al B. Harper · Fri Jan 29, 2016 at 04:33:18 am EST
        
        Looking before leaping? · HH · Fri Jan 29, 2016 at 04:06:45 pm EST
        
        Plunging in blind! · Al B. Harper · Fri Jan 29, 2016 at 09:19:36 pm EST
        
        Eyes shut is different to blind. · HH · Sat Jan 30, 2016 at 07:24:07 am EST
        
        Same result, however. Unless you are the Daredevil. · Al B. Harper · Tue Feb 02, 2016 at 06:01:43 am EST
        
        She must be so proud · HH · Thu Jan 28, 2016 at 07:29:40 pm EST
        
        And, for no other reason than I found it while hunting GNS material, here is a link to Paris in December by Dancer · HH really liked this one · Wed Jan 27, 2016 at 02:42:15 am EST
        
        That is a very special story indeed... · Visionary · Thu Jan 28, 2016 at 12:46:54 am EST
        
        As I recall... · HH · Thu Jan 28, 2016 at 04:01:33 pm EST
        
        Good story, that one. (no text) · Al B. Harper · Wed Jan 27, 2016 at 11:50:05 pm EST
- Ever after? · Anime Jason · Wed Jan 20, 2016 at 01:17:13 pm EST
  - Maybe · HH · Thu Jan 21, 2016 at 01:52:10 am EST
    - Re: Maybe · Anime Jason · Thu Jan 21, 2016 at 09:05:35 am EST
      - Re: Maybe · HH · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 12:11:09 am EST
        
        Re: Maybe · Anime Jason · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 08:16:18 am EST
        
        Re: Maybe · HH · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 08:44:24 am EST
        
        Re: Maybe · Anime Jason · Fri Jan 22, 2016 at 12:46:04 pm EST
        
        Re: Maybe · HH · Sat Jan 23, 2016 at 09:22:53 am EST
        
        Re: Maybe · Anime Jason · Sat Jan 23, 2016 at 01:24:29 pm EST
        
        Re: Maybe · HH · Sun Jan 24, 2016 at 03:40:46 am EST
        
        Re: Maybe · Anime Jason · Sun Jan 24, 2016 at 12:30:48 pm EST
        
        Robots Rights · HH · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 08:52:34 am EST
        
        Re: Robots Rights · Anime Jason · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 06:17:59 pm EST
        
        Re: Robots Rights · HH · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 09:24:29 pm EST
        
        Re: Robots Rights · Anime Jason · Mon Jan 25, 2016 at 11:27:02 pm EST
        
        Re: Robots Rights · HH · Tue Jan 26, 2016 at 05:00:08 am EST
        
        Re: Robots Rights · Anime Jason · Tue Jan 26, 2016 at 01:28:41 pm EST
        
        Re: Robots Rights · HH · Wed Jan 27, 2016 at 02:20:23 am EST
        
        Re: Robots Rights · Anime Jason · Wed Jan 27, 2016 at 09:11:04 pm EST