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Manga Shoggoth
(I've finally got the book on order. The shop says delivery will be delayed - some sort of festival)

Member Since: Fri Jan 02, 2004
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Season's compliments from... the Hooded Hood

Subj: Let's hope I can still post after one snowball too many...
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 at 12:41:23 pm EST (Viewed 713 times)
Reply Subj: The Case of the Christmas Card Caper – Part 3
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 at 07:56:02 pm EST (Viewed 17 times)



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        Ã¢â‚¬Å“But I want to see my cards. So far I’ve opened about thirty-two of them and so far I haven’t really got a grasp on the continuity.”

    “The… continuity?”

    “Yes. It’s very non-linear storytelling. I think there are three wizards with magic headgear that allow them to combine into a giant robin and fight to prevent a rogue supernova causing a new ice age, but so far the dialogue has been sorely lacking. I think it’s a translation problem, because ‘Season’s Greetings and Cheer’ is a really bad dub of what I suspect should be ‘Wonder Crown Powers Activate!’”


Oddly enough, this is the most rational explanation of Christmas Cards I have ever heard.



    Quote:
        Ã¢â‚¬Å“And do not open that Christmas card from Lisa!” Ebony called just in time.


...And there really are things Man was not meant to know...


    Quote:
        Ã¢â‚¬Å“Did I ever tell you about the time we first met Zebulon and Pegasus dated one of Santa’s reindeer?” Vizh asked her brightly.



    Quote:
        Ã¢â‚¬Å“You have told everyone about that,” the Psychic Samurai warned the possibly-fake raconteur. “Several times. Perhaps that is why some enemy is trying to destroy you?”


It's sad when the old traditions break down...







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