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Subj: Well, you expect a bit of wear and tear on vat-bred virgins, but they're easier to find than the free-range ones.
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 at 05:49:50 am EST (Viewed 12 times)

Reply Subj: Physically, anyway.
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It's funny you say that, because for the longest time I've had the image in my head of Chiaki as a schoolteacher somewhere. It would show off her more "zen" side, because you can't exactly get angry at kids and slice them up. Plus with her calming demeanor, it seems like a perfect match somehow. And what kid wouldn't want their teacher to be a ninja or a samurai?

See now you've got to write that, and segue into the usual "don't do drugs" story. Just don't have Chiaki getting them to put on a concert for the nieghbourhood.

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