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Manga Shoggoth

Member Since: Fri Jan 02, 2004
Posts: 391
Subj: And the irony-board.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 03:52:34 pm EDT
Reply Subj: Oh! The Irony!
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 04:21:35 am EDT (Viewed 473 times)


> > Dan Drury looked up as he listened to the tapped phone conversation from the bridge of the SPUD helicarrier. The old line didn’t have the Shoggoth-designed encryption that tended to send his analysts to the sanatorium.
> (OK, it's from the previous chapter, but...)
> Ironically, one of the major hassles I am having at the moment is being caused by encryption.

Sorry to hear about htta.

> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Because there’s a mousetrap in there,” Champagne smiled. She turned back to Hallie. “I gather there’s in incident?”
> Shades of Jessica Rabbit?

She's drawn that way.

> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“I did notice an aircraft-carrier-sized flying bathtub up there as I came in.”
> I always thought the original fantasicar was the flying bathtub.



> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“We were merely checking a number of dimensional anomalies inside the Mansion structure,” the Shoggoth tried to explain. “This one has not been opened until now for a substantial amount of time as you humans quaintly measure it. Perhaps a hundred of your years?”
> > ...
> >     A wall of live turkeys tumbled out onto the surprised G-Man.
> That's a lot of old turkeys then.

Vacuum sealed for freshness.

> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“…secret poultry room,” CSFB! concluded.
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“They taste like chicken,” confided the Manga Shoggoth.
> Doesn't everything?

I haven't conducted sufficient empirical testing.

> >     The Chronicler swept his hand and Lara found she could no longer speak, no longer move. “Enough,” he said wrathfully. “I have no time for this. Lara Night, you are hereby…”
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hello there,” said the Manga Shoggoth, bubbling from nowhere to spill on the Chronicler’s rug. “Did I call at a good time?”
> The art of comedy...

......... Indeed.




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