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jack
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HH

Subj: It probably beats Dairy Queen...
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 at 06:20:17 pm EST
Reply Subj: It good to see otherly temperatured lifeforms working to expand their resumes.
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 at 05:40:26 pm EST


> >                     Icy
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> > Icy the snowman stepped off the bus in downtown. The snowman had a broom, a scarf and two black coals for eyes. He wandered around the block looking at a map of Parodiopolis. Then, he stopped off at a stationary store and purchased a postcard.
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> >     After he purchased the postcard, he scribbled a message on the back. “Dear mom, I’m fine. I’m in the city now.” Then, Icy dropped the postcard in a mailbox.
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> >     Icy looked at his map once again as he walked around town. He hailed a cab and got in. He wanted to be taken to the Lair Legion. The cab drove to the Lair Legion. Icy got out and looked up at the mansion.
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> >     The cab driver stuck out his hand. Icy dug into his wallet and found a twenty. The cab drove away and Icy walked up to the Lair Legion mansion. When Icy knocked on the door a Hippo opened it.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Um, I’m looking for Mr. Hatman,” Icy said.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“One moment.” The hippo turned and closed the door. After a few moments the hippo returned.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“He’ll see you now.” Icy walked to Hatman’s office. He opened the door and Hatman waved him in.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“So good to see you uh, Mr. Icy?”
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yes.”
> >     
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“I found your ad online.”
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Alright.”
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“The kids need a new snowman. Someone crashed their jeep in their old one.”
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“I’ll stay through mid-January.”
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> > “That’s great,” Hatman said. He and Icy made their way to the front lawn. “Sometimes the kids like hide and seek.”
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> > Hatman left Icy on the front lawn. Icy stood there and waved at Legionares as they entered the mansion.
> >     
> > ***
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> >     Maggie and Griffin wandered around the corner of the LL Mansion. Maggie saw Icy and said to Griffin, “It’s a Snowman!”
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hello,” Icy said.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hatman said he got us a new snowman. CSFB crashed into our old one.”
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“That’s horrible,” Icy said.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Do you want to play a game?” Maggie asked.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Sure.”
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Ok, tag your it.” Maggie tagged Icy. Then she and Griffin ran into the Mansion. Icy followed them. Maggie and Griffin ran into the living room. There was a large Christmas tree still set up.
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> >     Icy tagged Griffin. Griffin chased Icy and Maggie out the door and onto the front lawn. Just when they called it quits, Samantha Featherstone walked up the driveway.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hey, what are you guys doing?”
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“We’re playing tag,” Icy said.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Oh.” Samantha said.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Why don’t we play hide and seek?” Maggie suggested.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Good idea,” Icy said.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“I’ll count to ten and everyone hide.” Maggie closed her eyes and began counting. Griffin ran into the mansion and hid in a closet. Icy hid behind some hedges. Samantha ran into the LL garage.
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> >     When Samantha was inside the garage, she climbed into a jeep. There were keys in the ignition. There was a garage door opener on the visor. Samantha pressed the button on the garage door opener. The doors opened. Then, she turned the keys and started the jeep. She put the jeep in reverse and backed out of the garage. She couldn’t change gears, so she kept going in reverse.
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> >     Maggie opened her eyes. She saw Samantha backing out of the garage in reverse. She ran towards Samantha.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Icy, Griffin! Samantha is in a jeep.” Icy came out of hiding and watched Samantha back out of the driveway. He chased after her. He caught up with the jeep and jumped in.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Can you stop it?” Samantha asked.
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> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hold on.” Icy took his broomstick and depressed the brakes. The jeep stopped. Samantha got out. Icy couldn’t drive stick, so he shot out snow from his hand over the brake. Then, he coughed on the snow. The snow turned into dry ice.
> >     
> >     After the jeep was stuck there, Icy got out. He went into the LL mansion and told Hatman about the jeep. Hatman took care of the jeep. Icy found a driver’s manual. He gave the manual to Samantha. Then, all of them went into the mansion and drank hot chocolate.
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