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Manga Shoggoth

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Horror and humour, hallmarks of... the Hooded Hood

Subj: Shades of HitchHiker's guide to the Galaxy
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 at 10:37:17 am EDT (Viewed 505 times)
Reply Subj: The Compound: Part Two – Scattered - a Hallowe’en story for the Parodyverse
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 09:22:33 pm EDT


>     Vincent De Soth looked over at the genius scientist. “Are you making words up so you don’t have to say ‘ghost’?” he asked her.

Where the TV presenters were trying to say anything other than "Rain God"....

>     The Idiom checked the sealed blast doors on the exit. “No power and an internal dead bolt,” she noted. “Not a good combination. ...

No combination at all, in fact.

> ...But there has to be an emergency escape exit. No mad scientist is going to build a bunker like this without installing at least one emergency escape exit.”

Shades of the Patrician...

>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Was Dr Trenchcoat a mad scientist?” Liu Xi wondered. “I’ve never heard of him.”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“He’s definitely on the border,” Letitia answered. “I heard he got thrown out of last years WeirdSciCon for projectile ectoplasm vomiting.”

Unlike Al, who wasn't allowed in, and everyone else, who just had ... problems.

>     Vinny checked the notes in the folders beside each one. “Okay, the mirror was the one that pre-talkies movie starlet Helga Walton broke when her career ended with the advent of sound,” he briefed them. “She took a fragment and carved up her perfect face before slitting her throat. ...

This must be a very common trope - I've even found it in Anime...

>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“I think it’s what you get when you run an animal testing laboratory on a psychic hot spot for thirty years then have a lab assistant go insane and kill herself in the hutch we saw broken down in the warehouse back there,” the Idiom suggested. “Why do you think I threw my nail polish onto its eyes?”

Mr Hong and his fish shop all over again...

> Next Time: The truth behind the psionic energy interface, more on Liu Xi’s rear end, the Idiom takes arms against a sea of troubles, and we finally get to the body count.

Isn't De Soth already counting bodies?







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