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Manga Shoggoth

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Random necessary status-quo establishing scenes cobbled together with a sinister plot for added coherence from... the Hooded Hood.

Subj: Given that the main test web server is down, I actually have tme to reply!
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 07:37:54 am EDT (Viewed 367 times)
Reply Subj: #322: Untold Tales of the Lair Legion: Ever After - Part One
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>     In the adjoining computer laboratory, Mr Flay finished extracting encoded schematic data from the Bautistamax mainframe. Mr Skinner came back to join him.

These sound familliar. Which source are you cribbing from here (I can think of three...).

>     Mr Epitome frowned. “It’s bad news when we send for back-up and the best powerhouse we can field is Visionary.”

That's a little unfair. I have a strong suspicion that Visionary has derailed more villians than anyone else...

Just not directly.

>     Sir Mumphrey Wilton scooped up the pile of box files on his desk and dropped them into the waste-paper basket beside it. “There,” he approved. “Done all the necessary paperwork.”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“You can’t do that!” protested the Deputy Secretary to the United Nations. “There are procedures. Details.”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hmph,” snorted the eccentric Englishman. “Well, good luck with those, old chap.” He smiled over at Samantha Featherstone. “I’m takin’ my grand-daughter out for an ice-cream.”

I see Mumph has his priorities right, as usual.

>     The leader of the combined Earth defence force turned to the five-star general who was hovering in the doorway. “Oh, and you can tell all those chaps that have been having the secret meetings about how to get me to stand down now the crisis is over that they were wastin’ their time. I’ve just done it.”

And his style.

>     Michael was about to launch into a torrent of angry abuse when he caught himself. Instead he ran an appraising eye over Sarah’s ample curves. “Well, maybe you could convince me,” he offered, leering. “In the back room.”

Just how many kinds of idiot is this guy?

>     The stranger grabbed some napkins so Sarah could dry her face. “I’m Harry. Have dinner with me?” he asked. “Please?”

I know this is probably one of my more bizzare ideas, but has Xander's familliar reincarnated?

>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“He’s a big softy really.”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“He’s a feral killing machine backed by the conjoined powers of the Celestian Space Robots and the Destroyer of Tales...”

Yup. That more or less sums up the pro/anti cat arguements.

>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“He’s wonderful,” Dancer giggled. “I think he might be the One!”

Not wishing to second-guess the plot, but with her sample rate...

>     That is a better name for a ship, approved the Manga Shoggoth. The loathsome elder being was wobbling in a corner waiting for the transport pad to be cleared. Ships should be called things like Howl’s Moving Castle or Baba Yaga’s Tiny Hut.

I don't remember the second of those in Anime.







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