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Subj: Didn't Doc Samson have a green mullet?
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 11:29:32 am EDT
Reply Subj: The conclusion of Hospital Tales, part the 1st!
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 at 01:05:50 pm EDT (Viewed 493 times)


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> Phantomhawk Memorial Hospital.
> Parrodipolis.
> The Cafeteria.
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> Catherine Gillespie has been relieved from her watchful post & decided to procure some food. Again she can't understand why they will not serve her Waffles or even Pancakes at a time other in the morning. So, she has settled on Strawberry JELL-O, some extremely process version of what attempts to be a slice of Hawaiian Pizza & a glass of extreme sugary water that has a reminiscent taste of something she used to have at summer camp when she was kid.
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> She paid for her food, found an empty table & sat down. Her mind started to wander back to how they got to this point. It was a long strange, convoluted trip that started a few years back before she knew either Chad or Ronnie. There was a trip cross country & an Ohio location of one of the World's biggest conglomerations: Wally-World. Some muck was a run & some havoc was caused, which caused a mental break down in one of that Store's Assistant Store Managers. We fast forward years later & the duo just happen to enter the local establishment unaware that this very same Assistant Manager was now a Manager there. He set his plan into action which involved some torture, holding a small group of people (her included) captured in a back room, some things that are normally only seen in Spy movies & a giant Blender. Once released which the Companies sincerest apologies, the group consisting of 2 women, 2 men, a hamster & an accordion were off to the Hospital. Which while inside it's very walls were events involving a Man with a vague name showing up & disappearing mysteriously frequently, an evil Doppelgänger from another dimension bent of killing & an Alien Android programed to assume the from of any living creature (and maybe some not) to give sexual pleasure.
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> As she took a bite of her "Pizza", her eyes were drawn to the hallway outside the Cafeteria. There past her field of vision rushed past a few Doctors & a few nurses. All which she had seen before & they were rushing in a now familiar direction. The direction of the Intensive Care Unit. Catherine almost choked on her piece of food stuff currently in her mouth, it almost went down not completely chewed. She complete said task & then ran off after the Medical practitioners. They did enter the room she had worried that they might, Room 7-G: Ronnie's room. Standing outside it, but looking in via a window was Jane Tarzania, Ronnie's Ex.
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> "What's wrong?" Catherine asked once she was close.
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> That question frightened Jane a bit, she was lost in her only world.
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> "Ronnie was done fine. Well, he was doing it ok, could of been better. But, I'm getting off point. He was just laying there like he had been since we brought him in but now he's having these weird convolutions. They are trying to hold him down so they can see what's wrong but he's making it hard for them. I didn't know he was that strong. I think he's also mumbling something."
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> "Hmm... Looks like we'll need an Catholic Priest." Catherine said said with a wry smile.
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> She was trying to lighten the mood but Jane wasn't going to have any of it.
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> Then, from seemly nowhere Mr. Spooky appeared. "Greetings."
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> Catherine found this odd because normally you could hear his footsteps coming down the hallway, but this time nothing.
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> "How is young master Beeslyhuxtoy ?" He asked.
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> "It looks like he'll need an exorcism." Catherine said.
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> His left eyebrow raised a bit in puzzlement.
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> "Ronnie is having some adverse reaction to something. I doubt it's the drugs or he would have reacted earlier." Jane replied.
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> "Interesting." Mr. Spooky said in his typical cryptic fashion.
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> There were a few moments of silence of the three of them looked into the room. That silence was broken by Catherine. "I know I have brought out this before but doesn't Ronnie's afro look darker to you?"
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> There was no response.
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> "I wonder if Ronnie is like Captain Planet?"
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> "What?" Jane almost yelled.
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> "You know. Captain Planet, early 90's cartoon created by Ted Turner with an Eco friendly message. The only super hero I know of to sport a bright green mullet."
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> "Ok. What does that have to do with Ronnie?"
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> "Well, I remember this one episode where I think one of his foes: Duke Nukem, Dr. Blight, Hoggish Greedly, someone had covered Cap in grayish brown sludge. It was one form a weakness to him, his Kryptonite if you will & while covered in the stuff his colors became faded & he sounded liked was dying."
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> "Ok." Jane said getting impatient.
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> "Well, the Planeteers got some water & washed the sludge off him thus he returned to full health & Cap flew off to defeat the given villain for the episode."
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> "So, we have to get Ronnie wet?" Jane asked, still puzzled on what this had to do with Ronnie.
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> "No, Miss Tarzania. I think what Miss Gillespie is saying that that we need to find what would be the Water for Mister Beeslyhuxtoy & use it on him."
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> "Yeah!"
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> "But what would that be?" Jane asked.
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> There was a few moments of silence. Then, Mr. Spooky said. "Catherine, who is not here?"
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> She thought for a moment & then thought some more.
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> "How should be here but isn't?" Mr. Spooky said cryptically.
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> After a few moments, It dawned on her. Catherine then went off down the hallway.
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> "Where's she going to?" Jane asked.
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> "To get Ronnie's water."
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TO BE COMPLETED....






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