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HH

In Reply To
Al B. Harper

Member Since: Mon Jan 04, 2016
Posts: 485
Subj: Never end.
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 at 12:50:25 pm EST (Viewed 1 times)
Reply Subj: Re: And endings?
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 at 10:00:19 pm EST (Viewed 677 times)



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    They should get off the damn lawn! Snoopy kids, meddling in things that don't concern them. It's not my fault if they get chased by a ghost pirate.



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    It's not my fault if the irrigation system 'automatically' comes on while they're loitering there.


Concentrated sulphuric acid would work nicely.


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      [Rhiannon] back at the University of Nottingham, which one presumes possesses an internet connection.



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    If not, Robin Hood can steal her one.


Nottingham tourism makes millions a year out of 'Robin Hood' tourists. I got into trouble when I published Robin Hood, King of Sherwood when I set the action in Yorkshire, in Barnsdale Forest as the earliest written sources place Robin. My intention was to have him move south into Nottinghamshire to his best known hideout at the Major Oak in volume 2 (which I did). However, the Nottingham Robin Hood Police were outraged at my creative choice, resulting in critical press and even a radio item! A couple of years later, at a dinner, the current Sheriff of Nottingham even gently told me off for it.


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      There does seem to be a lesson in villain due somewhere. And archvillainy.



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    I feel like we'll soon be in class for it.


There may be practical demonstrations. Sit straight and pay attention.