I used a variation on Yo's suggested lines.
I used 6 of your 10 suggested lines.
I used 2 of the the 5 lines suggested by WGMY 104.1
I used 4 of the 5 lines suggested by HH.

I did try to figure out how to use every line suggested in the story. Some I just couldn't figure how to do them:
"Nobody thows incendiary ducks at me and lives!"
"Dude, you ought to get that checked out."
"You break it, you bought it. I don't make the rules."
"It was like that when I got here, I swear."
"I'll give it a shot, even though I'm late."
"The Psychic Samurai says the dead learn nothing." "If you don't shut up, you'll find out first-hand if she's right."
"I hope you have insurance, you jerk!"
"If you idiots had the fortitude to deal with--" *BLAM* "I hate the word 'fortitude'."

The unused lines may or may not appear in future stories.




That one seemed to work out quite nicely since I had already planned on having Ronnie show the ID card even before that line was suggested. After i say that line I knew exactly how I was going to use it. Some of the other lines took a bit more work to fine into the story.




Maybe in a future story Chad & Ronnie will get sushi. But as established in past stories, they are more Waffle kind of people.