Let's try a few odd ones, some of them being dialogue instead of quotes:

1: "Who the f--- is Chadwick L. Swiss?"

2: "Ah, ah, I know what you're thinking. Did I fire six shots or only five? To tell you the truth, in all the excitement I forgot myself--" "Oh, shut up already! You don't have to say that every time!"

3: "You took a *picture* of it? Idiot! They'll never leave us alone now!"

4: "Bullsh--!" "What part of it is bullsh--?" "No, I mean you just stepped in it."

5: "I'll give it a shot, even though I'm late."

6: "The Psychic Samurai says the dead learn nothing." "If you don't shut up, you'll find out first-hand if she's right."

7: "I hope you have insurance, you jerk!"

8: "If you idiots had the fortitude to deal with--" *BLAM* "I hate the word 'fortitude'."

9: "Dude, did you just see that? I mean, did you just *see* that?"

10: "If I had one Canadian Dollar for every time I heard that...okay, I'd still be broke."