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HH
In Reply To
Manga Shoggoth

Member Since: Fri Jan 02, 2004
Posts: 391
Subj: You shouldn't actually eat them.
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 at 11:55:30 am EST
Reply Subj: Let's hope I can still post after one snowball too many...
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 at 12:41:23 pm EST (Viewed 712 times)



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          Ã¢â‚¬Å“But I want to see my cards. So far I’ve opened about thirty-two of them and so far I haven’t really got a grasp on the continuity.”



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      “The… continuity?”



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      “Yes. It’s very non-linear storytelling. I think there are three wizards with magic headgear that allow them to combine into a giant robin and fight to prevent a rogue supernova causing a new ice age, but so far the dialogue has been sorely lacking. I think it’s a translation problem, because ‘Season’s Greetings and Cheer’ is a really bad dub of what I suspect should be ‘Wonder Crown Powers Activate!’”



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    Oddly enough, this is the most rational explanation of Christmas Cards I have ever heard.


It really isn't.


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          Ã¢â‚¬Å“And do not open that Christmas card from Lisa!” Ebony called just in time.



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    ...And there really are things Man was not meant to know...


Until the Vizh illustration.


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          Ã¢â‚¬Å“Did I ever tell you about the time we first met Zebulon and Pegasus dated one of Santa’s reindeer?” Vizh asked her brightly.

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            Ã¢â‚¬Å“You have told everyone about that,” the Psychic Samurai warned the possibly-fake raconteur. “Several times. Perhaps that is why some enemy is trying to destroy you?”



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    It's sad when the old traditions break down...


Tell it to the man writing Happiness.