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Al B. Harper

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Subj: Angry Young Man #1 [strong language warning]
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 at 06:43:38 am EDT (Viewed 6 times)
Reply Subj: Hatman and the chair of infinite possibilities.
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 at 06:34:24 am EDT (Viewed 8 times)

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Not much to go on here. Gotta love the title though. Who knows where it was going...:


Hatman and the chair of infinite possibilities.

The zero street mission. Every year about this time it is open almost 24 hours as a dedicated staff of volunteers arrange seasonal hampers for the poor. There are a few amongst the staff who have become regular features. The tall man with slick black hair – a touch of grey at his temples, dressed head to toe in black save for the white strip at his collar is instantly recognisable as the Reverend Mac Fleetwood.





I must have been having a particularly bad day when I wrote this (in 2007!) Who knows what was planned next:

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Fucking hell I hate my life.

What the fuck do I have to show for it? Oh sure, the pay is good, and I get to travel to exotic locations…but aside from that…nothing.

I’m a poor sad lonely individual…actually I’m not even an individual since I just follow the crowd.

I’ve either pissed off all my friends so they are now my enemies, or.,

I live through online personas interacting with fuckwits I despise and deplore who I’d never associate with in real life.

Fuck, I can’t even write this shit it’s so pathetic. God, I need a change. I need a real change in life. Somewhere new, a new beginning where no one knows my name.

Fuck now I have that song in my head. I hate that fucking song.

A new life…I don’t care really what it is…but maybe Parodiopolis might be nice. Yeah, Parodopolis. Fuck you employers…Fuck you fuckwits. Look out Parodiopolis – angry young man is coming to hit you where it hurts and take no hostages.

Heh, that’ll fuck em!

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