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"An embarrassment for the White House today as the top two nominees for the President's National Fitness Spokesperson role came to blows on a schoolyard playground, leading to their arrests upon which it was learned that one was a wealthy billionaire recipient of substantial government bail-out funds who had a shady history with young boys in short pants, while the other was a hairy illegal immigrant who was promptly deported.

Stepping up to fill the now vacant role, patriot Steve Rogers elected to stay on message and not address any of the ugliness of the day. "Remember kids, the only way to a healthy body is eating right and exercise, or a carefully controlled cocktail of chemicals combined with specific radiation!"

White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel was heard to say "I knew we should have just gone with that #%@&ing Jared guy from 'Subway'..."