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Subj: Re: I felt sorry for the first mouse I killed...
Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 at 05:52:31 pm EDT (Viewed 2 times)
Reply Subj: I felt sorry for the first mouse I killed...
Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 at 02:29:19 pm EDT (Viewed 436 times)



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    We had mice in the basement of the condo out in Colorado, and I felt really bad when I removed the first dead one from a trap. By the 5th or so, however, I was ready to removed the entire mouse species from the face of the planet. They're like some inexhaustible resource. We should learn to power our cars on burning mouse carcasses.


I'm sure Al B. could work something out.


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    But I digress from the story at hand...


I have that problem too.


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      Vinnie is progressing nicely in his studies, though I'm sure Xander would protest the idea of him joining the Legion...though maybe he'd encourage it since it'd put a bigger bullseye on Vinnie and lessen attention on him. He's a crafty one that Xander.


From UT#336:

“Wait a minute,” I objected. “If you’re back I don’t have to be acting sorcerer supreme any more. People can stop trying to kill me!”

The master of the mystic crafts patted me on the shoulder. “You’re going to have to act a little while longer, Vinnie. Don’t worry about it. I’ll be fine.”

“You’ll be fine,” Ebony agreed. “What about Vinnie? How will he stay alive now the Carnifex is exposed?”

“There is a way,” Xander told us. “You’re not going to like it, Vinnie…”

Now we know what Xander was suggesting. And yes, Xander is still absent.