Subj: You'd want a see a mime of that conversation?Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 at 05:31:36 am EDT
| Reply Subj: Talking just leads to trouble. Mimes must lead ideal lives.
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 at 01:00:54 am EDT (Viewed 395 times) |
> "They're doing what now?" Visionary asked with a gulp.
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> "The Talk" Hallie supplied. "You should probably go lend an assist, don't you think?"
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> "Well, I think Dancer can clear things up adequately, don't you?" Visionary stated nervously, casting a glance towards the crowd gathering off in a side room. "When she's done, certainly there'll be no reason to have to delve into this territory again... I'm sure Kerry will continue to keep one foot on the floor at all times that Danny is in her room. When they're just studying. And moving furniture."
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> "Is Kerry then practiced in the Ves Pahr position?" Odoona asked curiously. "It is quite advanced, but it does allow for one foot to remain on the floor, along with both hands, causing the pelvis to rotate upwards..."
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> "You know..." Visionary quickly interrupted, "I think I saw on the history channel once that suitors used to be sewn into bags up to their necks when they wanted to spend the night in the same house at their betrothed." He scratched his chin. "I just don't remember if you were supposed to sew rabid animals in there with them, or just toss them into the lake alone."
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> "That pig you seemed to know was foaming at the mouth earlier..." Fleabot noted helpfully.
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> "Trickshot?" Hallie asked.
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> "Brap" Visionary supplied. "And I think he was just having trouble getting his snout around the head on a mug of Donar's mead."
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> "How about Lisa's cat?"
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> Visionary blanched. "I have at least some pity for the poor guy."
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> "You could certainly do worse when it comes to having to worry about her potential boyfriends" Fleabot admitted. "I mean, on the bright side, the combination of their powers makes for some pretty effective birth control."
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> The Regular's face darkened. "Then again, there's a lot to be said for reviving traditions..."
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> "Viiiizzzzhhh!!!" Dancer called impatiently from within the formerly quiet side room.
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> "What do you think the odds are of me being saved by some other crisis arising?" the Regular asked hopefully. "I mean, Dancer and Kerry surely must cancel each other out, right? Tell me something is burning right now..."
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> "Your ears, maybe?" Hallie suggested.
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> Visionary clasped the side of his head and just managed to stop the now instinctual response of stop, drop and roll. "Wait... what?"
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> "I think Odoona just went to go help the conversation along." Hallie nodded, pointing with her chin. "I believe she knows all 30 verses of that song about you knocking up Miiri" she added with a slight edge in her voice.
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> "Ack!" Visionary observed astutely as he scrambled to catch up to the enthusiastic Caphan.
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> "Have you ever listened to it?" Fleabot asked innocently. "In her defense, the hook is really quite catchy."
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> Hallie promptly stepped on him.
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