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HH
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dull thud

Member Since: Mon Sep 01, 2008
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Subj: And other sticky bits.
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 01:26:20 pm EDT (Viewed 1 times)
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 at 02:07:56 pm EDT (Viewed 447 times)


> This series is rich and dense and fruity like granny's clootie dumpling.

And just as digestible.

> > Previously:
> You give such good Previously.

I've had a lot of practice.

> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“But mastering it,” the Scholar went on, “ah, that’s the trick. It took me millennia of study before I understood the key to opening the void wall and claiming my inheritance.” He stabbed a finger at Samantha. “You. You see…”
> Now if that's not a cue for a song...

We already did the musical episode.

> > The Void Scholar brushed his fingers against Samantha’s tear-wetted cheek. She wasn’t allowed to shy away.
> Of all the awful things the Void Scholar has wrought, that last sentence is the one that really makes my skin crawl. Ugh.

Excellent.

> > And in our senses-shattering conclusion: Probably some Bob Dylan quotes.
> I vote for "I set my monkey on the log / and ordered him to do the Dog". Any use?

I'd probably be straining.

> > Oh, and the management cannot be held responsible for any senses which are shattered.
> After this one I'll be laying down some polythene in readiness. Picking up shards does my back in.

Nobody said superhero reading was easy.