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Subj: Yes. That would be bad. Like blow up the moon bad.
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 at 12:07:25 am EDT (Viewed 436 times)
Reply Subj: Good think he didn't *really* lose his temper...
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 01:57:06 am EDT (Viewed 452 times)


> I'm surprised A.L.F.RED didn't really lose his temper and explode the musclebound multi-armed alien.

A.L.F.RED can't explode people, not unless he blows them up with a explosive & those he only uses as a last resort.

> Of course that would have caused some damage to the library, but when has A.L.F.RED worried about that?

Always. He's very picky about how the Library looks.

> If they keep having invaders they'll have to hire Anna as temporary security.

Having non IOL sanctioned entities working at the Library is a big no no, one Lee won't even do. Now they could attempt to get Anna sanctioned but since she's from Earth there is little chance. The IOL find the people of Earth beneath them.

> She doesn't argue or fight quite so much

Lee likes that to. He's mostly non confrontational. If Lee was there to meet up with the Alien he would have just downloaded some massive tome into it's brain, overloading him thus preventing a fight.

> - she would just drag the two through the building and toss both of them out the closest airlock.

The Library was on lock down so the air locks wouldn't work.

> Of course then the lack of destruction isn't quite as funny, unless you translate the curses the two aliens give as they're dragged and tossed out.

But then we still might not understand them since some words just don't translate well.