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HH

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Manga Shoggoth

Member Since: Fri Jan 02, 2004
Posts: 391
Subj: It's only a matter of time.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 11:46:28 am EDT
Reply Subj: Have I made any "power vacuum" puns yet?
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 08:11:43 am EDT (Viewed 855 times)


> Now, this is the sort of thing I like to see on a monday morning. Especially when there is a network outage and I can't do any work (seperate networks...).

Your company seems to suffer from perrenial network outages.

> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“The Legion never got onto Galactivac’s hoover-ship,” Glory reported. “Nobody ever has, as far as we know.”
> Not true. At some point two legionaires were on board (DK and AG, I think - around the World Tour). Mind you, they were strapped to a dissecting table so I doubt whether they got much sightseeing in.

As I recall that was a Celestian, not Galactivac.

> >     There was a greater ripple on the surface of the vacuum-ship and a large chunky humanoid with bulldozer jaws teleported into existence.
> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“A Chomper!” Visionary recognised. “They’re kind of like Galactivac’s guard dogs.”
> Visions of one of the ABC Warriors (Ro-Jaws, I think).

I do vaguely recall that, yes.

> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Well, Yo named them,” Vizh apologised. “He wanted to call them Cutie-jaws but Jarvis vetoed that.”
> See above.

Okay.

> > Vaahir of Viigo is Caph’s greatest warlord, Prince Kiivan’s mentor and right-hand man in retaking Caph. Vaahir’s passion for the Lady Kaara of Jaaxa is celebrated in song and story.
> And, on one occasion, in a tent in Lemuria.

Indeed. Quite probably more than one occasion.

> > Lord Troovis of Troovis survived the reign of Prince Aarmis by being alternately stupid, subservient, absent, and stupid. He sees a future for himself in politics.
> He's the Tony Blair of the Caphan People?

Fill in the politician of your choice.