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Manga Shoggoth

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The Hooded Hood finishes the Caphan subplots and sets some new things in motion

Subj: Have I made any "power vacuum" puns yet?
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 08:11:43 am EDT (Viewed 849 times)
Reply Subj: #328: Untold Tales of the Parodyverse: On The Unwelcome Attentions of the Living Death that Sucks - Complete
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 at 09:38:44 am EDT (Viewed 1 times)



Now, this is the sort of thing I like to see on a monday morning. Especially when there is a network outage and I can't do any work (seperate networks...).

>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“The Legion never got onto Galactivac’s hoover-ship,” Glory reported. “Nobody ever has, as far as we know.”

Not true. At some point two legionaires were on board (DK and AG, I think - around the World Tour). Mind you, they were strapped to a dissecting table so I doubt whether they got much sightseeing in.

>     There was a greater ripple on the surface of the vacuum-ship and a large chunky humanoid with bulldozer jaws teleported into existence.
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“A Chomper!” Visionary recognised. “They’re kind of like Galactivac’s guard dogs.”

Visions of one of the ABC Warriors (Ro-Jaws, I think).

>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Well, Yo named them,” Vizh apologised. “He wanted to call them Cutie-jaws but Jarvis vetoed that.”

See above.

> Vaahir of Viigo is Caph’s greatest warlord, Prince Kiivan’s mentor and right-hand man in retaking Caph. Vaahir’s passion for the Lady Kaara of Jaaxa is celebrated in song and story.

And, on one occasion, in a tent in Lemuria.

> Lord Troovis of Troovis survived the reign of Prince Aarmis by being alternately stupid, subservient, absent, and stupid. He sees a future for himself in politics.

He's the Tony Blair of the Caphan People?






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