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HH
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Manga Shoggoth

Member Since: Fri Jan 02, 2004
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Subj: I remember lunchbreaks. Vaguely.
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 at 05:44:01 am EDT
Reply Subj: It's my lunchbreak and I'll reply if I want to...
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 07:52:20 am EDT (Viewed 376 times)


> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Like recombinant pizza,” offered CSFB!
> I don't want to know.

There are some things man was not meant to know. Like cooking and laundry.

> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hey, don’t knock the kid,” Drury said. “I’m guessin’ he didn’t get mind-zapped ‘cause his mind’s someplace else, but whatever he just saved out butts.”
> I can see the new title now: Ronald Beesleyhuxtoy, Agent of SPUD.

It'd be an interesting logo.

> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“That’s part of the problem we currently have, yes,” the possibly-fake man admitted. “Well, let’s do this before Cromlyn does bad things to Dancer and Amber and Flapjack. Or does more than two or three bad things to Garrick.”
> He doesn't like Garrick much, does he?

Not so as you would notice.

> Grand guinol is so 1890s.

The classics never go out of fashion.

> >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“I stopped because a true guardian has to have some discrimination,” answered the banshee of Marie Murcheson, gliding down the spiral staircase towards them. “Neither of you have evil intent. Well, neither of you are giving in to evil intent, which is actually rather nobler. So here we are.”
> Unlike one the Architech's guardian, which I believe the Bishop commented on at the time. (Reference to Ian's earlier works - apologies to the rest of the board)

I'd forgotten that one.

> >     Every Spawn of Umsharr everywhere began to scream as their minds plunged into the Shoggoth’s.
> >     Hello, the Shoggoth greeted the squid-headed psionics across the thirty-two realms. So you want to know what I’m thinking, do you?
> That's always bad news...

That was my thinking, too.

> >     Vizh kept on repeating the formula until he’d run out of breath and Cromlyn was a pulped heap bleeding on the floor.
> Channeling Carl?

I think he can get scared, defensive, and violent in his own right too.

> > Next Time: We come back down to Earth without the Lair Legion as various other contenders settle their conflicting claims once and for all – and the winner gets to go on and meet with Onslaughter in the final!
> Something to look forward to. Not enough game shows horribly slaughter the victors.

I think I'll take a break before tackling that, however.