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Visionary

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killer shrike

Subj: Some new ones...
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 at 12:14:03 pm EDT
Reply Subj: QORN: Almost already done before
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 at 02:48:19 pm EDT



> Of course, several of those Purveyors of Peril are no longer purveying, and several more still have been uncast:
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> Clonar

At first, I thought that this should be someone who could also play Donar, but now I'm not as hung up on that... I figure the clone is obviously imperfect, so we just need someone big and dumb. Sounds like a wrestler to me. So I go with "Kane" who has some acting experience in "See No Evil" and who's apparently really big. No idea what his voice might sound like though.




> Gromm the Living Flatulence

I'm just going to go with Jack Black (School of Rock, King Kong, Tenacious D) and be done with it.



> Appendage Man

I have no particular justification for this, but I'm thinking Paul Giamatti (Sideways, American Splendor, Lady in the Water, John Adams)




> Brass Monkey

Er... he's an ape, right? An ape scientist? So, I guess he should be mostly animatronic/CGI. And off the top of my head, I don't have a voice for him. He's actually one of the less-known Purveyors to me.



> HAGGIE

I still think Maggie Gyllenhaal (Secretary, The Dark Knight) is a fine choice to play Hallie, as she's cute without being drop-dead gorgeous.



However, because she's cute, it's hard to find a picture where she looks dangerous. This is the best I could come up with:





> not to mention the Baroness herself.

I've considered a bunch of options, but haven't latched on to any one just yet... I'll have to give it more thought later.
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> Any suggestions for them or any of the others?