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Visionary found this pretty impressive. Er... the whole file, not... Nevermind.

Subj: There are such thing as Pictures?
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 at 09:48:38 pm EDT (Viewed 307 times)
Reply Subj: How did Agent 624 come to estimate her chest size? Is there government training for that kind of thing?
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 at 11:14:24 pm EDT

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> SUBJECT: Gillespie, C. R.
> CLASSIFICATION: **Confidential**
> PREPARED BY: Agent 624
>
> ASSESSMENT FILE
>
> NAME: Catherine Rosario Gillespie.
> IDENTITY: Human.
> KNOWN ALIASES: **Search still in progress at submission date. Findings to be added during next Assessment**[NOTE: Claim to add findings in next assessment has been here for 3 updates]
> LEGAL STATUS: Citizen of the United States with a criminal record. Subjects' charges are minor which included inciting minor riots, disturbing the peace with assault and battery charges as a result of random fights at Comic Book Conventions across the country. Other offenses may have been filed but Subject's juvenile record has been sealed. [Attempts to gain access to the file have since failed]
> P.O.B. [Place of Birth]: Tacoma, Washington, United States.
> D.O.B. [Date of Birth]: 3/27/83.
> EDUCATION: Double Major at the University of Washington--Art History, Studio Art-Drawing; Minor in Criminology and Forensic Science. Graduated with full honors. Master's Degree from Goth Haven University in Art focusing on the medium of the American Comic Book. Graduated with honors.
> WORK HISTORY: Subject has held various jobs during senior high school and during subjects' higher education career. Notable jobs' on file are: local art supply store, regional comic book store and local funeral home. [Employment at funeral home is longest on record, second only to the comic book store]
> CURRENT OCCUPATION: Goth Haven Police Department night morgue attendant, part time.
> T.I.S. [Time in Service]: Five years.
>
> SPECIAL SKILLS: Artist. Adequate self taught computer skills. Vast self taught knowledge of the American comic book genre. Vast self taught knowledge of American popular culture. Subject has limited knowledge of comic books & popular culture from abroad. Master Accordion player. Champion level Scrabble player. Well versed in rodent pet care.
>
> MARITAL STATUS: Single, never been married.
> SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual.
> HEIGHT: 5'11''
> WEIGHT: 142 lbs. [10 stones 2 pounds]
> BRA SIZE: 32B [ESTIMATED]
> EYES: Green
> HAIR: Naturally straight sandy blond hair. Has dyed hair black in the past. Subject is also know to add light blue colored streaks to hair. Subject's Hair length has varied from going down to Subjects' mid back to stopping at subjects' shoulder.
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> PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: Subject has an unusual attraction to the unnatural & the frivolous. Subject dresses in of what one may categorize as "Geek/Nerd" attire with a pieces of what one may categorize as "Goth" and "Punk" attire mixed. This manner of dress my be a way of expression & a means of separation. Despite Subject's atypical appearance [to many people], Subject is undeniably competent at their job and seems to enjoy their work. Subject's seemingly unrelentingly cheerful demeanor [all though refreshing] may hint to a psychological cover up of deeper/more extreme feelings. Criminal record lends some credence to this.
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> MEDICAL EVALUATION: Besides the obvious pallor of Subject's skin [this might be from Subject working at night & spending large amounts of time indoors], Physicians report Subject to be in fine physical shape for their age range. Drug screen[s] also came back completely clean. A few of the consulted Physicians recommend that Subject should curtail their consumption of products where sugar is a major ingredient as a significant proportion of the Subjects' daily caloric intake is derived from said items. Subject also consumes larger amounts of what many might consider "Diner fare", which have been found to not be the most of healthy food items either. There is also some fascination with the breakfast food product known as Waffles & items relating to it, why this obsession occurs is currently unknown. [Any further findings regarding this will be added in next Assessment.]
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> KNOWN FAMILY MEMBERS: Harold R. Gillespie (Father), Sandra Gillespie, (Mother), Thomas Gillespie (Paternal Grandfather, currently incarcerated in The Safe), Carol Gillespie (Paternal Grandmother), Angela Bishop (Maternal Aunt), Margaret MacConnell (Maternal Grandmother) & Arwin MacConnell (Maternal Grandfather, Deceased).
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> PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: Subject's involvements appear to be many and varied as their interests. Subject currently is reported to be involved with another Subject: Chadwick L. Swiss. Reports on this hypothesis are varied. First meeting came about due to involvement of both in the organization known as A.A.A.A. [Amazing Accordion Appreciators of America]. There is also the beginnings of a friendship between Subject Gillespie and Jane Tarzania, former girlfriend of Subject: Ronald Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy. Subject Gillespie also is member of the group known as Mutants at Table Nine, a group devoted to popular culture in it's many forms. Subject Gillespie is also a member of the related offshoot bowling group known as Mutants at Lane Nine. Subject Gillespie seems to be well liked by the few coworkers she interacts with on regular basis in spite of Subjects' [or perhaps because of Subjects'] irregular lifestyle. This irregular lifestyle has also put a strain on the Father/Daugther dynamic. Her Father doesn't not approve of a number of Subjects' actions. Her paternal grandparents have excepted Subject as she is. The feelings about the Subject on the Maternal side of the family are currently unknown.
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> FINAL EVALUATION: Continued monitoring is suggested.
>
> Form created: 10/98.
> Updated: 11/01, 8/03, 4/05, 9/07, 5/08.
>



Yeah, I know it was a slightly weird thing to put in what I want the file to be though, the people who put it together (in the PV) wanted to know everything.

This also marks the second time you've almost come on to Catherine. Sort of makes me want to write that into a story. \:\)