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> Visionary would be working in the human resources department of some giant, faceless corporation... definitely stuck in middle-management.
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> Epitome would be a hired gun efficiency expert/consultant, the kind brought in to show companies how to reorganize, who to fire, and how to maximize profits.
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> CSFB would be a talent agent representing a crazy assortment of clients, from child actors, to trained animals, to vaudeville acts, to porn stars.
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> Al B. Harper would oversee new flavor testing for Ben and Jerry's.
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> Yuki would be a star race car driver with a lot of cover spreads even though she's never finished a race due to totaling her car each time.
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> Hatman would be the foreman on massive engineering projects... New bridges, dams, the world's tallest building... that kind of thing.
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> Every attempt to think of a depowered Shoggoth hurts my brain.
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> Dancer would be a librarian at the municipal library, and the Librarian would dance on Broadway. Just because the Parodyverse is like that.
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