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killer shrike
In Reply To
jack

Subj: If those were Samoans or Thin Mints that was one lucky bear.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 at 10:15:49 pm EDT
Reply Subj: Sheena and Catbot: Miss Doolittle
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 05:10:52 pm EDT


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> Sheena and Catbot got off a bus and made their way into a park. They walked by a bear stuck in a tree.
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“There’s a bear stuck in that tree,” Catbot observed.
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yes, we should walk away,” Sheena said.
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“You could just move him by calling to him.” Sheena looked away embarassed. “I know about your ability.”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hey bear, move around slowly.” Sheena called out. The bear did as instructed and climbed down the tree. “There’s a box of girlscout cookies in that trash can over there.” The bear went to get the cookies.
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“I understand you caused trouble at a zoo once,” Catobt said.
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“I wanted a pet Oruangatang. Some cops tried to intervene.”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Ok, rule number 1. You can’t sick animals on people when you’re pissed. Rule number 2, Don’t go with Angie to that guy’s house tonight.”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“How did you know about that?”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“A flea gathered intel on you.”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“A flea? Well, what’s he got to say about it?”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Nothing. I’ll call your dad, and tell him your at a makeout party.”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“You could tell him I’m at Angie’s doing homework.”
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Do I look like an irresponsible robotic cat? Come with me. I’m taking you home.”
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