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Manga Shoggoth

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Visionary warns that this tie-in isn't very good, but at least it's done.

Subj: Much twining is taking place
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 at 09:02:27 am EST
Reply Subj: The Moderator Saga #43: Entwined
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 at 12:47:13 am EST



> The hat snorted. "You'd be amazed how many of his plans were defined retroactively. Still, those are the ones with the better success ratios."

That is dangerously close to ending up in my quotes file...

> "Well, ack... here's... on... for Al..." Visionary choked, tilting his head forward so that the hat slid off his scalp and onto the Baroness's. "How did... sex with Kinki... compare... to... Muffy?"

One hell of a plan F.

> Finally, it took 0.000000238 seconds for Hallie to decide to channel enough of the station's power supply into the body of the Search Engineer to black out the entire laboratory levels while flinging him completely through the bullet proof glass of he clean room.

She always was impulsive.

> "You're so pretty..." the Mouse noted again in an unfocused voice. "I wish I had your hair. I wish I got to be the hero... just once. But I'm not you." She closed her eyes and sighed. "I think I know one way I can help, though..."
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> And with one last ragged breath, Helen McAllistair died.

And given what can happen under these circumstances, Dun dun dun...