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Manga Shoggoth
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Despite the best efforts of the board host to stop him, the Hooded Hood moves the plot on

Subj: I have never had much success in assembling creatures from component pieces.
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 at 10:44:33 am EST
Reply Subj: The Moderator Saga #41: Assembling the Pieces, or How To Thin Your Cast Down To Manageable Proportions In Six Bloody Lessons
Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 11:56:54 am EST


>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Ebony’s dead,” Amy pointed out.
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>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“You should take that with a pinch of salt,” noted the Shoggoth.

Heh.

>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“I feel very strange, Ebony,” went on the Shoggoth. He was smelling bad now too, as if his material form was rotting. “I’m starting to see things that are there.”

Probably my favourite line so far...

>     Ã¢â‚¬Å“It was a very powerful curse,” the Shoggoth went on. “By chance it has triggered the mundane matter contamination inside me, set it running wild. Like cancer. Like… Ebony, I think I am becoming a plastic-formed maquette of myself.”

And having seen some of the commecially available stuff, that's scary.

>     The Dominator laughed. The SPAM Agents surrounded Dream and Yuki. The Dominator closed his fist and pulped Meggan’s skull like a melon. “Oops,” he laughed.
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>     CrazySugarFreakBoy! went insane.

That's always a stupid thing to do...