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killer shrike

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CrazySugarFreakBoy!

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Subj: I'm actually looking forward to Slott's version of BND
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 at 01:10:42 am EST (Viewed 614 times)
Reply Subj: Spider-Man Bingo Card!
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 at 12:14:57 am EST (Viewed 618 times)

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Since the Internet has had bingo cards for every other form of online drama, death_worm had the excellent idea to create one for all of the storytelling conventions that the Spider-Man comic books have turned into tiresome old cliches over the years:



As Amazing Spider-Man kicks off its "Brand New Day" storyline, see how many bingo spaces you can fill up:
  • In a single story arc!
  • In a single issue!
  • In a single page!
Because let's face it, it's the only entertainment value you're going to get from these books anymore, until the retcons of "One More Day" have been overturned.


And I'm getting to the point where I want the pro-Spidey marriage fans to stop whining. Captain America (my favorite character) is DEAD, and most of his fans aren't complaining as much, because

1. The resultant stories have been good

2. We know its going to be undone, somewhere down the line.

Let's see how these post OMD comics turn out, and keep in mind you know the characters will be back together at some point, before you start declaring jihad on Quesada (though I have no idea why JMS seems to be getting a lot more of a pass on this dumb idea).



EDIT: Looking back, I should apologize for using the term whining, as its people merely upset over something that matters to them. However, the extreme that some people across the internet are taking it (going so far as to refering to Marvel's EIC as "Al-Quesada" and Peter an adulterer because he's kissing some girl in the latest ASM preview is doing more harm to their cause than good.