> Holiday Movie Quiz
> Name that movie:
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> 1) “- Healthy?
> Telling people she dreams of me being
> castrated "Florentined" is healthy?â€Â
> Or
> You think every time I look in the mirror
> I shout, "Gee, I'm glad I'm me..."and not some -year-old billionaire
> rock star with the body of an athlete...
> and a -hour erection"? No, I don't!
> So just excuse the shit out of me!
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Er... Can't say. But I just rewatched Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" and I can pretty confidently say that's not it.
> 2) Yes, he happens to be a dwarf.
> Or midget.
> I don't know what he's called exactly.
> But, uh, he's a little guy.
> Little Billy Barty. God rest.
> But thin fingers.
> Not the fat sausage fingers.
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I believe this one is "Bad Santa"
> 3) If you're really Santa Claus,
> you can get it for me.
> If you can't, you're just a nice man
> with a white beard like my mother says.
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It sounds like "Miracle on 34th Street"
> 4) I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then, I'm comin' back here to go to college and see what they know. And then I'm gonna build things. I'm gonna build airfields, I'm gonna build skyscrapers a hundred stories high, I'm gonna build bridges a mile long...
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"It's a Wonderful Life"
> 5) These are garments, Mr. Cratchit. Garments were invented by the human race as a protection against the cold. Once purchased, they may be used indefinitely for the purpose for which they are intended. Coal burns. Coal is momentary and coal is costly. There will be no more coal burned in this office today, is that quite clear, Mr. Cratchit?
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It would certainly seem to be "A Christmas Carol" of one version or another.
I love a good Christmas flick.
