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Manga Shoggoth

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HH

Subj: Chainsaw Warrior
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 at 03:12:30 pm EDT
Reply Subj: Such as?
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 at 02:24:26 pm EDT


> > >     Annex C outlines the risk/cost benefit and demonstrates that the project, while controversial and requiring a range of unconventional techniques, is almost completely safe.
> > Almost?
>
> Yes, almost.

That's OK then.

> > >     The store owner looked up from a copy of The Alko Tabloid (with the interesting engravings on page three) and stared at Arnie over grubby half-moon spectacles. “Yeah?”
> > Is Murdoch branching out, or is this just a little Sport?
>
> Watch it with the puns, sun.

One of the officers at Boys Brigade camp once mentioned that he "couldn't get up without his Daily Mail." I don't think he ever lived it down...

> > >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Not a problem, sir,” answered the steward with a fixed professional smile. “Pleasure to have flown you, sir.”
> > They have them at the Disney Store as well...
>
> Those aren't animatronic?

No. Lobotomised, possibly.

> > >     Ã¢â‚¬Å“Mr De Soth?” a perfect 10 of a receptionist asked him with a perfect 10 of a smile. “This way please.”
> > They get special training.
>
> Where do I apply for that job?

Disney. Where else?