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Ganthet: You turned Hal Jordan into a giant Purple Pencil Sharpener. Why?
Impossible Man: What, it wasn't obvious to you before?

Captain Marvel: OK...so one of my kids is dead, another is in love with a dragon and is going by the name of "Quasar", and another is...is a...is a..."
Silver Surfer: For the last fricking time yes! He's a SKRULL! Just like him! I can't believe you are so freaked out about that! After all, that's what can happen when you get together with a Skrull Princess, or did that not occur to you?"
Captain Marvel: It was pre-Starlin...a lot of my memories of that stuff are a bit hazy

Skrull to Martian Manhunter: Yeah man! I'm of a race of super-powered Shapeshifters and we are gonna take over earth by pretending to be superhuman heroes and making them all paranoid! Yeah, we are gonna rock! It's gonna be a huge mega-crossover event!
Martian Manhunter: Huh. Grant Morrison had us take care of that in Four issues. So Bendis is gonna stretch that four issue story into a few dozen? Guess if you can't be original, you can at least be tedious and drawn out.
Skrull: Ouch, harsh. Well at least we aren't scared of matches!
Martian Manhunter: Do you have any on you?
Skrull: Uh...no.
Martian Manhunter: Then I suggest you end this conversation before I burn a hole thru you with my Martian vision. Which you don't have. Like you don't have super-strength, or flight, or telepathy or...
Skrull: I get the point. I'll be over here.

Mr. Cynical