Victory is mine!

> You get both in one package?

Sarah Jane and star poet, yes. Although classic and modern-day Sarah Janes in one package would have been nicer ...

> I've never seen an action figure of a real person that looks remotely like them. At least this one looks like her.

I've seen some, but usually when the sculpts are closer to broad caricatures than attempts at picture-perfect likenesses.

> When I was a kid we didn't play with dolls.

What did it feel like, then, to be born without a human soul?

> And I would like it known that I didn't buy *any* of the Sailor Moon dolls currently in my possession.

Go ahead; lie to yourself.

> That movie was hilarious.

The last truly great movie that Mel Brooks made.