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Subj: Re: QORN, and other comments
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 11:07:17 pm EDT
Reply Subj: QORN, and other comments
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 at 08:58:20 pm EDT


> First, did anyone else see the preview of the "Iron Man" movie during The Daily Show last night? I don't know it that was the first time it aired or not but it looked great. May can't come soon enough.

Yes I did, and it was quite cool. Although I'm sure there was a large segment of the population who saw it on television and said "They're advertising movies that aren't coming out until next *May*?!

They did a good job of selling me on Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark with that one, and it's great to see how faithful they are to the source material. Although I've heard that "Ultimate Sam Jackson" has a cameo...

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> (I was actually going to suggest a "Create a Parodyverse" movie QORN, with plot and casting suggestions, but this is better)

It's about time to revisit that one though...


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> Movies that I'm surprised haven't been remade yet:
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> Forbidden Planet: Sort of a remake itself, I know, but with all the Fx advancements in the past decade or so you could do a lot with the material.

But can you really improve on Robby the Robot?

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> Jason and the Argonauts/Clash of the Titans: Given the success of "300", you'd think somebody would be looking at those myths and using CGI to update the gods and monsters that show up in both (though the stop motion effects in the original were great).

You've mentioned this one before, and I agree.


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> The Shadow: They're doing a Spirit movie and supposedly the Green Hornet; it makes sense to take the most famous pulp hero outside of Batman and put him on the screen again (though playing it straight this time, hopefully)

I only vaguely remember the Alec Baldwin one, but didn't they play it straight? It was just kinda bad, as I recalled... but I didn't remember it being especially campy. Then again, I don't really remember it much...

He' a generally cool character, though, and I'd like to see him done well.

This one also makes me think of the Rocketeer however... that would be a fun one to see a sequel to.


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> Buckaroo Banzai: Its been 25 years, and I'm still waiting for Buck versus the World Wide League of Crime (sp).

They keep threatening to do it...


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> Bad Day at Black Rock: A movie about a crippled veteran showing up in a western town to find out who murdered his friend could be easily updated (given the current political climate)

I've never seen the original.


> Them!: The greatest giant mutant ant movie ever made, this actually had a very smart script and some tense scenes (the stuff with the catatonic girl, the hunt in the sewers). Plus I'm a sucker for films where you've got the Army blowing the crap out of giant mutant anythings.

Indeed. You know, I just saw the American "Godzilla" flick again the other day... Even with the bad, bad plot, the movie could have been fun if it had been all about a pissed off Godzilla fighting the military instead of Godzilla eating fish and the military accidentally shooting themselves.