Lair Legion: Year One These narratives are a modern retelling of the origins of the Lair Legion, who are sadly the Parodyverse's greatest heroes. The original stories are lost to posterity. If you wish to be more baffled still or if you prefer a nice listing of characters you could glance at The Who's Who of the Parodyverse to get a bit more information. Part 1: Why there is only one Twin Parody Tower in Paradopolis today Part 2: How the League of Regulars got a mansion, how Zemo got a Scourge, and why Visionary managed not to wet his pants Part 3: What happened when Banjooooo declared war on the human race, and why it’s a bad idea to ever go to the lavatory again Part 4: What really happens in the scaffolding behind reality and why spiffy joining the Lair Legion is a sign of the end times Part 5: Who stole Birmingham and other bits of questionable real estate and why the League of Regulars had to get a new name Part 6: How the Legion Celebrated Their First Anniversary, Why the Lair Museum Waxworks Are Held Together With Scotch Tape, and When Sexual Harassment From Houseplants Has To Stop Part 7: Yet to be completed (after all this time)