The Heart of Darkness A compilation of the chapters of the epic Visionary saga, featuring a complete cast of troubled teens, holograms, ghouls, drunken Irishmen, cultists, unexplained fires, alien slave girls, manipulative lawyers, internet spammers, loudmouthed newspaper publishers, fairies, socialite twins, loathesome elder gods, IRS audits, possibly fake men, and much, much more. The Story So Far: Visionary, hapless possibly fake hero of many Tales of the Parodyverse, guardian of teenaged Kerry Shepherdson (the Probability Arsonist), recently suffered a heart attack due to necromantic magics from the Book of Rude Names (see Hallie and the Sepulchre of Destiny on The Hallie Homepage) But this is nothing compared to the problems he faces in the days to come.... Who's Who in the Parodyverse contains a listing of most (but not yet all) of our extensive and ecentric cast. *** Visionary and the Heart of Darkness #1: I'm Sure It Would Have Had a Title If People Had Known How Long It Was Going to Carry On by Visionary Visionary and the Heart of Darkness #2: "Because Everyone Loves Parachuting Mice" by Dancer Visionary and the Heart of Darkness #3: Deviants by Visionary Visionary and the Heart of Darkness #4: "Now Can I Hit Him, Ma?" by Dancer Heart of Darkness #5: Extended Family by Visionary Heart of Darkness #6: "He Apparently Has an Unexploded Hand Grenade Lodged in His Bowels" by Dancer Heart of Darkness #7: Getting into Women's Genes by Visionary and The Hooded Hood Heart of Darkness #8: The Cure For What Ails You by Visionary and The Hooded Hood Kerry and the Heart of Darkness #9: "I’m guessing this guy has really tiny thuribles though." by Dancer Heart of Darkness #10: Kerry Shepherdson and the Cowled Crime Czar: by the Hooded Hood Heart of Darkness #10 as well: Identity by Visionary Heart of Darkness #11: Dead Man's Party by Visionary Heart of Darkness #12: Regrouping by Visionary Visionary and the Heart of Darkness #13: “Cast away those illusionary pants and start taking some responsibility.” by Dancer There is no #14. Really. Kerry Shepherdson and the Heart of Darkness #15: “Now go, while I remember that’s a new rug you’re standing on that I don’t want stained.” by Dancer Kerry Shepherdson & the Heart of Darkness #16: “I should mention that while I’m pretty good these days at controlling the damage effects when things improbably blow up, my concentration tends to slip after about ten minutes” by Dancer Kerry Shepherdson and the Heart of Darkness #17: “It’s my job to say bad things about Fake-o, not anybody else’s.” by Dancer Everybody Else and the Heart of Darkness #18: “If there were many more cast members we would be a chapter of Untold Tales.” by Dancer Kerry Shepherdson and the Heart of Darkness #19: “Flogging’s too good for your kind. You’d need to do fifteen years hard labour to be worthy of flogging.” by Dancer Lisa L Waltz and the Heart of Darkness #20 by Dancer Heart of Darkness #21: Going For the Heart by the Hooded Hood and Visionary Heart of Darkness #22: The Conclusion! by Visionary Heart of Darkness, Epilogue #1: Matters of the heart (and other organs) by Visionary Heart of Darkness Epilogue #2: “It smells more of new paint than he’d imagined the charnel pit gateway to dark dimensions would do.” by Dancer Visionary and the Heart of Darkness: Epilogue #3 “Chemical Heart” Part 1 by Al B. Harper Visionary and the Heart of Darkness: Epilogue #3 “Chemical Heart” Part 2 by Al B. Harper Heart of Darkness Epilogue #4: Bad News About the Doom Hamster by the Hooded Hood *** More art and stories from Visionary at Visionary's Parodyverse Galleries More from Dancer at Dancer's Diner More from the Hooded Hood at The Hooded Hood's Homepage of Doom